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    Quote Originally Posted by MissJecka View Post
    My vegan friend told me that I get mosquito bites because I eat animal products. She continued to say how because she is vegan that she doesn't get mosquito bites anymore.

    However, she gets sunburned extremely easily, gets B vitamin shots regularly, and has rosacea on her face.
    Your vegan friend doesn't understand biology. Mosquitoes are drawn to a chemical we and birds exude:

    Scientists Identify Key Smell that Attracts Mosquitoes to Humans - US News and World Report


    Some people are "smellier" than others. I am a person who could walk in a state devoid of mosquitoes and all of them would find me... and eat me alive.... and I was a vegan for 17 years.
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    Something I found about going primal, I don't wake up when bitten. I sleep through it, not itchy like old times
    Everything is bad for something - How do you feel today?

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    I'm pregnant and I've been bit by more bugs the past 5 months than ever in my life. I think it has something to do with my excess blood volume and ejection fracture, etc. Either way, it sucks. Sometimes I go outside, look down at my legs, and there are 4-5 mosquito's on me. Also, I've been bitten by 3 spiders too, something I managed to avoid my entire life until now.

    My vegan friends have said that mosquito theory numerous times, but they get bit. It's like they preach it, believe it, but it's literally biting them in the ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chumbert View Post
    OK, now I am CRAVING Chicken Tikka Masala..... dang that sounds good right now!
    As an Indian, let me assure you that there is no great difficulty in making that dish. Break the buffet monopoly and make your own!

    chicken tikka masala - YouTube

    Sanjay also other amazing stuff online. My favourite YT Indian cookery channel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xisiqomelir View Post
    As an Indian, let me assure you that there is no great difficulty in making that dish. Break the buffet monopoly and make your own!

    chicken tikka masala - YouTube

    Sanjay also other amazing stuff online. My favourite YT Indian cookery channel.
    Man, I have seen his video for barvan dum aloo and I think I legitimately mouthgasm'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielfire View Post
    Celery is the devil's spine.
    More like the devil's baculum.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    More like the devil's baculum.
    Scott Bakula? Wait..

    *looks it up*

    ...Eh, same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravyboat View Post
    scott bakula? Wait..

    *looks it up*

    ...eh, same thing.
    lmao

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    the devil thing is the reason I'm posting this. My husband woke up with this euphemism for pooping leftover from his dreams:
    "Pushing the devil out the back door." I was thoroughly amused.

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