The checkers at my grocery store know me on sight. Last Sunday, I wandered through with my usual stuff, plus more bread products than usual.
"Eating more whole grains?"
"White breads aren't exactly whole grain, but it's what my husband wanted."
"Oh, I thought all flour was whole grain."
"Eh, I don't eat grains anyways. My body doesn't like 'em."
"Oh, but even white bread's better for you than no grains! You need them to keep your bowels moving!"