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    If I see another advert for cereal/oats companies holding cholesterol/weightloss challenges I'm going to burn my TV.
    I've eaten bacon pretty much every day in the past 3 weeks and lost 2.5" off my waist. I know what I'd rather eat for breakfast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarah1990 View Post
    If I see another advert for cereal/oats companies holding cholesterol/weightloss challenges I'm going to burn my TV.
    I've eaten bacon pretty much every day in the past 3 weeks and lost 2.5" off my waist. I know what I'd rather eat for breakfast.
    For real. Bacon every day = 50lbs lost. Oatmeal never did that. Neither did shredded wheat. And bacon tastes a hell of a lot better.

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    I still buy bread for the rest of my family (although I have noticed their bread consumption has spontaneously gone down since I've switched them to mostly primal!).

    Emblazoned on the package this week is:From Grains to Glory. As part of their promotion for the Olympics and their sponsorship of the team. Yay for the athletes, but I really disliked the implication that grains will help you win glory.

    Then I thought, perhaps I should I view it as "Rags to Riches', and the grains are the pathetic start?

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    Exactly. Many of us have gone from grains to glory!
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    Not funny, just sad... This quote was pulled from an article about McDonald's campaign to start listing foods under 400 calories on their menus.

    "A lot of people still think of McDonald's as fast food, and they are doing their part to provide the right items … to create balance and variety," Tristano said. The underlying strategy is to get very health-oriented consumers to recognize McDonald's as a good-for-you restaurant and to go with frequency, he added."

    The article is here:
    McDonald's promotes medium fries and Filet-O-Fish as menu items under 400 calories - Chicago Tribune

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    Quote Originally Posted by chumbert View Post
    Not funny, just sad... This quote was pulled from an article about McDonald's campaign to start listing foods under 400 calories on their menus.

    "A lot of people still think of McDonald's as fast food, and they are doing their part to provide the right items … to create balance and variety," Tristano said. The underlying strategy is to get very health-oriented consumers to recognize McDonald's as a good-for-you restaurant and to go with frequency, he added."
    Eating at McDonald's already makes me "go with frequency". Oops, that not what they meant, huh?

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    I was listening to the radio yesterday and the announcer was talking about getting protein for cheap/eating healthy after gastric bypass. She recommended skipping things like chicken for "protein rich" grains and beans to save money. Then went on to talk about purchasing protein powder online to save money.

    So you basically paid how much money for a surgery that requires you to drink protein shakes. Seriously- skip getting cut up and just eat protein powder.

    Or better yet, try paleo or primal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magnolia1973 View Post
    I was listening to the radio yesterday and the announcer was talking about getting protein for cheap/eating healthy after gastric bypass. She recommended skipping things like chicken for "protein rich" grains and beans to save money. Then went on to talk about purchasing protein powder online to save money.

    So you basically paid how much money for a surgery that requires you to drink protein shakes. Seriously- skip getting cut up and just eat protein powder.

    Or better yet, try paleo or primal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chumbert View Post
    Not funny, just sad... This quote was pulled from an article about McDonald's campaign to start listing foods under 400 calories on their menus.

    "A lot of people still think of McDonald's as fast food, and they are doing their part to provide the right items to create balance and variety," Tristano said. The underlying strategy is to get very health-oriented consumers to recognize McDonald's as a good-for-you restaurant and to go with frequency, he added."

    The article is here:
    McDonald's promotes medium fries and Filet-O-Fish as menu items under 400 calories - Chicago Tribune
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sabine View Post
    I still buy bread for the rest of my family (although I have noticed their bread consumption has spontaneously gone down since I've switched them to mostly primal!).

    Emblazoned on the package this week is:From Grains to Glory. As part of their promotion for the Olympics and their sponsorship of the team. Yay for the athletes, but I really disliked the implication that grains will help you win glory.

    Then I thought, perhaps I should I view it as "Rags to Riches', and the grains are the pathetic start?
    This month's Muscle & Fitness had an Olympic Profile of one of the male gymnasts who is primal... so basically, all the really good athletes use McDonalds... but only to pay for their Primal!
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