Funny CW moments page 525

[onalark]

why were you in trader joes. nothing primal there

Ahem. There's grassfed beef, sir! And Kerrygold butter! And...chocolate.

[Knifegill]

Our Trader Joe's has plenty of Primal food! And close-to-Primal, like frozen organic veggies and berries, etc. But, yes, grass-fed beef is there, and raw cheese, Fresh fruit and veggies and supplements. Coconut oil, too. You could theoretically construct a fairly complete way of Primal eating solely on what is offered at TJ's.

[Sabine]

It is getting to where I am thinking of saying, when asked how I lost my weight: "I'm not allowed to say." Who need the grief?

[magnolia1973]

I shop TJ's... Kerrygold, grass fed beef, fruits and veggies, nuts, coconut oil. It's a better option than most places.

[quelsen]

uhm, ok, then the TJ here is Lexington doesnt have any primal food.


all i was was
sweet wine
10,000 different boxed processed shit
soy out the butt

fresh but precut and packaged fruits ( sweetened of course)

frozen fish ( some i admit)

carcinogenic nuts of all kinds. ( honestly who needs to roast nuts in canola oil and other horrid oils )

juices in abundance

and grain grain grain


I wont be back


Lexington has very limited amounts of real food I have to go to Whole foods for eggs and fage and whipping cream
I have to go to fresh market or the Coop for vegetables and fruit
Fresh market has some fish
Whole foods has some shellfish
and thank god for my cattleman else i would have no meat to eat that didnt make me sick to my stomach.

[tcb]

I've never seen a trader joes..

[Clymb]

Yeah my local Phoenix Trader Joes' are the cheapest places for me to get grassfed/organic beef and grassfed butter...great stuff!

[SAdams]

» Recipe: Creamy Coconut “Get Some” Ice Cream (Paleo friendly) The Bulletproof Executive

"About an hour after eating this special blend of high fat awesomeness, your body gets a signal that says, 'I am in a land of plenty,' which translates, in evolution-speak to, 'It is time to mate. NOW.' Women in particular are most impacted by this side effect of ice cream, but it also works on men. I’ve shared this recipe with enough people to be pretty sure I’m not just making this up."

You're welcome. :-)

I will be making this for my husband sometime soon!!!!

[Warmbear]

I met a lady while limping my dog today, she happened along just as my knee decided to cause shooting rays of flaming agony up my leg. I am trying not to cry, cause thats like unmanly, and actually talks to me. Hard to imagine a stranger actually talking to me and a pretty one too. That led to me and my son and my idiot dog sitting on her veranda talking about MDA and my success and the fact that she is unknowingly following a paleo diet.

She was being quiet because she was afraid that someone might hear her say "I eat meat". All her neighbors are vegans or some variation and she had been intimidated into doing it as well but could not keep it up.

I kinda like the idea of being involved in a dirty little secret but I am also a bit gobsmacked by the idea of it all. I sent her to MDA, I hope she finds us. I also hope I see her again, she was not wearing a bra. And my wife says I am a perv, I dont know why she says that........

[PrimalHunter]

There's this guy at work, who I can only assume is the president of the American Carboholics Association. Every morning he has two Pop-Tarts, or a pile of Strawberry Newtons, or something like that. And always with fiber supplements ("to cancel the fat"). His afternoon snack is more of the same.

So one day, this lady is saying that she doesn't trust drive-thrus, because once they gave her a bun with no burger. I said that's one way to keep the calories down (yeah, that's CW, but I figured they'd get it).

Then carbo guy says "No, bread will make you fat!" I was too shocked to continue the conversation.