There's this guy at work, who I can only assume is the president of the American Carboholics Association. Every morning he has two Pop-Tarts, or a pile of Strawberry Newtons, or something like that. And always with fiber supplements ("to cancel the fat"). His afternoon snack is more of the same.
So one day, this lady is saying that she doesn't trust drive-thrus, because once they gave her a bun with no burger. I said that's one way to keep the calories down (yeah, that's CW, but I figured they'd get it).
Then carbo guy says "No, bread will make you fat!" I was too shocked to continue the conversation.
"Don't go in there, General, it's a trap! That's a grain chamber. It makes people like you into people like me."