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    We visited my parents-in-law on Sunday. Explained our change in diet. Mother-in-law asked about saturated fat; we said our piece. She seemed sceptical. Then came the meal; a lovely piece of free-range roast pork. We passed on the baked potatoes and ate the carrots and swede, pig, crackling and pig juice. Offered her the last piece of crackling. She refused; 'I still have to lose three pounds'. Then took a second potato. Then another half potato. Then the other half of the potato. And two helpings of lemon meringue pie.

    She'd have been better off with the crackling. (I honestly think when she was helping herself to potatoes she was actually after the butter she was spreading on them.)

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    So, I'm taking the Emergency Medical Technician course for the state of Maryland. In our manual it states:

    "Dealing With Stress
    Lifestyle Changes
    There are several ways to deal with stress. They are called lifestyle changes:
    *Develop more healthful and positive dietary habits. Avoid fatty foods and increase your carbohydrate intake. Also reduce your consumption of alcohol and caffeine, which can have negative effects, including an increase in stress and anxiety and disturbance of sleep patterns."

    Gah. CW crap.

    And I'm supposed to be rescuing people?
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    Ah, so THAT'S why women are so much smarter than men! Multiple orgasms!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knifegill View Post
    If you're smarter, how come you're doing all the work now?
    No, no, no. I'm well taken care of!

    I have a job (so does he) and do the cooking, but my honey does pretty much eveything else. He's wonderful!
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    Yeah, I guess I fail on that too. She gets me to do a ton of stuff for her. And I work just as much. I just felt compelled to say something, even though it fell flat, at least I didn't let it go entirely.


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    My personal CW moment was today, when I ate lunch that included questionable meat and some rice. SOOO sleepy in the early afternoon

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    Quote Originally Posted by sires6 View Post
    So, I'm taking the Emergency Medical Technician course for the state of Maryland. In our manual it states:

    "Dealing With Stress
    Lifestyle Changes
    There are several ways to deal with stress. They are called lifestyle changes:
    *Develop more healthful and positive dietary habits. Avoid fatty foods and increase your carbohydrate intake. Also reduce your consumption of alcohol and caffeine, which can have negative effects, including an increase in stress and anxiety and disturbance of sleep patterns."

    Gah. CW crap.

    And I'm supposed to be rescuing people?
    20 years as an EMT/EMT-P. Get used to it, it doesn't get any better.
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