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    Quote Originally Posted by WIChuck View Post
    Had a co-worker bring in cinnamon rolls for her birthday.

    I thanked her, but begged off having one. She said, "There is a tub of frosting for them. Just eat a bit of that with a spoon if you want to avoid the carbs."
    As baffling as that is, it reminds me of when someone recently asked about my weight loss and I gave him a 2 minute briefing on Paleo/Primal, to which he responded "So what do you eat, just bread?". Does not compute.
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    I really hope she was joking, but she seemed serious. It's hard to tell with a kid just out of college who's never had to struggle with weight.

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    So glad to know frosting is carb-free! Hand me the spoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WIChuck View Post
    I really hope she was joking, but she seemed serious. It's hard to tell with a kid just out of college who's never had to struggle with weight.
    Aaaaaand this is why I go to extra pains to explain to non-majors biology students that carbohydrate = sugar = glucose = starches cause they break down into glucose. They hear all these words tossed around all the time and never really make the connection between them all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corvidae View Post
    Aaaaaand this is why I go to extra pains to explain to students sex cause the break down into tossed around all the time and never really make connection between them all.
    One copy and pasted x and the delete key = I made a *thoughtful pause*
    Sorry, I'm bored.
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    A fun video courtesy of everydayhealth.com reminding us what we should be eating to manage diabetes and prevent heart disease, cancer and aging.

    Spoiler: Involves Corn Chex!

    The Best Breakfast Cereals for Weight Loss - Diet and Nutrition Center - Everyday Health

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    One copy and pasted x and the delete key = I made a *thoughtful pause*
    Sorry, I'm bored.
    HA, but no, yeah, true story, finding ways to randomly tie biology topics back to sex and/or alcohol is a great way to keep students engaged. Should only be attempted with college students, though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corvidae View Post
    HA, but no, yeah, true story, finding ways to randomly tie biology topics back to sex and/or alcohol is a great way to keep students engaged. Should only be attempted with college students, though
    One of the alternative study method books I read says that you recall 98% of information learned during orgasm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twibble View Post
    One of the alternative study method books I read says that you recall 98% of information learned during orgasm.
    So we should watch educational porn? I think katie morgan had something on that. Or rather it had something on her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davi54rOv View Post
    go on a low fat diet.


    NO!

    Wait, wasn't Davi54rOv a character in Snow Crash?

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