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    Quote Originally Posted by magnolia1973 View Post
    I think you are either an emotional woman or not... and it maybe has more to do with how you were raised than with hormones. In my family we didn't cry and we did things logically.
    I tend to agree though in her family her mother and sister are incredibly emotional, while she takes after her dad. I think she is afraid she will turn into her mother. We tend to see the worst around us and think, "holy crap, I do not want to be that." Also, I have read about 30000000000000000 "OMG it is that time of the month and hormones are making me whatever" threads since joining the internet so wondered if there was something to this whole hormone thing.

    It's nice being a dude and blissfully ignorant at times.


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    So which is it? Do you think canio is an emotional woman or not?
    Hey, what I do on weekends is my business....



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    (Somebody suggested you change it, Canio? Ouch! I mean, physically!)

    Well, not me myself. It wasn't "Go grab a pair of scissors and trim a little off the top." But, yes, she wanted me to go to a doctor and have it done. I didn't.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Ever been told by your significant other to have part of your body you were born with removed because "well, it just looks weird!"
    Yes. :P Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravyboat View Post
    Yes. :P Lol.
    that confirms it. We are twins.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    It's nice being a dude and blissfully ignorant at times.
    Hell, even when I'm not being blissfully ignorant I play it that way.

    Just makes it easier for everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Well, not me myself. It wasn't "Go grab a pair of scissors and trim a little off the top." But, yes, she wanted me to go to a doctor and have it done. I didn't.
    That's just . . . still . . . Didn't she realize there would be a hiatus to the sexy time while you healed? Silly woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drssgchic View Post
    That's just . . . still . . . Didn't she realize there would be a hiatus to the sexy time while you healed? Silly woman.
    I'm not sure wtf she was thinking. If I understood the female mind I would not be sitting at this desk working for the man.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    But, yes, she wanted me to go to a doctor and have it done. I didn't.
    That's understandable that you did not pursue that. I have heard that uncircumcized penises make for better sex.

    It's disturbing how "cosmetically correct" people seem to want sex organs these days. They have surgeries now to rejuvinate your pussy.... take a bit off the clit, tighten things up. Like what the hell.... in what universe are men turning down sex because "well, her clit was unsightly"?

    They are sex organs that are mainly hidden from view.... EVEN DURING INTERCOURSE. Do you even see these things that much during oral sex? It's not like your lopsided vagina is on full display for the world. It's like they assume everyone makes porn these days and needs to be ready for their extended close up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magnolia1973 View Post
    That's understandable that you did not pursue that. I have heard that uncircumcized penises make for better sex.
    And all this time I thought it was just my technique.

    Quote Originally Posted by magnolia1973 View Post
    They are sex organs that are mainly hidden from view.... EVEN DURING INTERCOURSE. Do you even see these things that much during oral sex? It's not like your lopsided vagina is on full display for the world. It's like they assume everyone makes porn these days and needs to be ready for their extended close up.

    Ah, so I should stop using a picture of my junk as my DMV photo? Now you tell me.


    Seriously though, you are correct on your whole post. It makes no sense to me.
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    Just saw a bit by Joan Rivers where she's talking about "everything dropping." She was talking about the roast beef drapes going all the way to the floor.

    If my onions start dragging on asphalt, I might consider having 'em hitched up a tad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    My wife has more body hair than she would like - facial hair etc. It makes her self-conscious and it seems to be hormonal. Now, I often refer to my wife as a dude with boobs, because she is often more male in her thinking than female. She even comments on it. To quote her, "I think my hormones are messed up, but if they fix them will I start acting like a chick?" by which she means non-logical, overly emotional, etc. Not that all women act this way of course, but she as a woman seems to think acting that way is the norm for someone with 'normal' hormones who happens to be a woman. So, lets assume she or Gravyboat or whomever got their hormones straightened out, would their personalities/emotions/way of thinking change?
    high T? i have higher than normal t levels, but i only get hairy when i eat bread. does she partake of the breads?

    i used to wonder 'does this make me more of a man? is this why i'm attracted to men and women? what if my hormones get normal, will i start acting like a girl? have i ever REALLY been me or will i change that easily?'

    after acceptance, it's eh. i've always wanted to BE more feminine, but i'm not great at wearing spanx and high heels and rings. my only concession is pretty makeup

    because it's art, dammit!
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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