Funny CW moments page 46

[Herbwifemama]

Oh, those comments make me want to head desk.

Edit: after looking through that site more, it reminds me why I stay away from websites and magazines that focus on bodies. I just had more negative body thoughts in about 5 minutes of looking at that site than I have in months.

[StoneAgeQueen]

I know.. so ridiculous.

[naiadknight]

[Monty]

My wife just told me that a friend's mother wants to try the Ally, or Alley diet...not exactly sure how to pronounce it. Anyways, I heard Alley diet, and I said something along the lines of "Is that the diet where you are shooting heroin in a dark rainny alley? It should work well cause heroin addicts are fairly slim." Right over her head. I thought it was pretty good considering doing 75mph down the interstate. Anyways, she went on to tell me that her friend's mom wanted to take these pills (pause for laughter) that will help you loose weight. Apparently, they work by anytime you have a fatty meal, you will begin oozing from your #2 hole.

Can anyone vouche for this? Does this really exist? If someone's business model is to make your butt ooze by taking a pill...and people will buy them...then I have a few bridges for sale.

[runnergal]

My wife just told me that a friend's mother wants to try the Ally, or Alley diet...not exactly sure how to pronounce it. Anyways, I heard Alley diet, and I said something along the lines of "Is that the diet where you are shooting heroin in a dark rainny alley? It should work well cause heroin addicts are fairly slim." Right over her head. I thought it was pretty good considering doing 75mph down the interstate. Anyways, she went on to tell me that her friend's mom wanted to take these pills (pause for laughter) that will help you loose weight. Apparently, they work by anytime you have a fatty meal, you will begin oozing from your #2 hole.

Can anyone vouche for this? Does this really exist? If someone's business model is to make your butt ooze by taking a pill...and people will buy them...then I have a few bridges for sale.

You've never heard of Alli? The latest miracle drug? Yes, it prevents your body from absorbing all the fat you eat (not to mention fat soluble vitamins). Meaning you poop it out. Meaning you have to be on a lowfat diet. and not an "I average 20% but some meals are higher than others" diet. Meaning if you have more than a certain amount of fat at one time you will have grease run out the other end. IN the packet they advise wearing dark pants at all times and always having a change of clothes with you.

Sounds like fun right?

Edit...for the life of me I cant figure out why Alli is ok but a laxative diet is bad. tomayto tomahto.

[Monty]

Sounds like fun right?
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Maybe I should get a jump start on marketing that alley diet then...or dark absorbant pants

[spakesneaker]

I know.. so ridiculous.

Yup.. especially because Jennifer Hudson looks super hot... I'm so glad I don't like at gossip sites anymore

[Beastman]

You've never heard of Alli? The latest miracle drug? Yes, it prevents your body from absorbing all the fat you eat (not to mention fat soluble vitamins). Meaning you poop it out. Meaning you have to be on a lowfat diet. and not an "I average 20% but some meals are higher than others" diet. Meaning if you have more than a certain amount of fat at one time you will have grease run out the other end. IN the packet they advise wearing dark pants at all times and always having a change of clothes with you.

Sounds like fun right?

Edit...for the life of me I cant figure out why Alli is ok but a laxative diet is bad. tomayto tomahto.

Oh man that reminds me of those Olestra chips. Fried in Olestra which is a type of fat that your body can't digest, so it just passes through your intenstines.... into your pants. Yeah they were pulled pretty quick once enough cases of "anal leakage" were reported.

[elrepo]

Had a girl in one of my classes at university once say out loud "Sushi is fattening, actually. They put mayonnaise on it."

Didn't feel like telling her that:
a) Traditional sushi doesn't usually have mayo.
b) Rice is far more fattening.

Not really PB related, but had one girl at the microwaves at uni try to cook her food while it was in the plastic bag. Thankfully her friend stopped her. I have a feeling she wasn't enrolled in any science related course.

[jspradley]

Had a girl in one of my classes at university once say out loud "Sushi is fattening, actually. They put mayonnaise on it."

Didn't feel like telling her that:
a) Traditional sushi doesn't usually have mayo.
b) Rice is far more fattening.

Not really PB related, but had one girl at the microwaves at uni try to cook her food while it was in the plastic bag. Thankfully her friend stopped her. I have a feeling she wasn't enrolled in any science related course.

I have never seen sushi with mayonaise in it...

*sigh* the future of the world is in the hands of these morons... lol