I know.. so ridiculous.
Oh, those comments make me want to head desk.
Edit: after looking through that site more, it reminds me why I stay away from websites and magazines that focus on bodies. I just had more negative body thoughts in about 5 minutes of looking at that site than I have in months.
Last edited by Herbwifemama; 03-04-2011 at 11:55 AM.
I know.. so ridiculous.
Type 1 diabetic for 25 years.
Low carb for 7 years, LC Primal for 2.5 of those.
Fruit and starch free.
Total weight loss- 3 stone/42 pounds. Current weight = 121 pounds. Height 5'5
I take Zymessence systemic enzymes.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
My wife just told me that a friend's mother wants to try the Ally, or Alley diet...not exactly sure how to pronounce it. Anyways, I heard Alley diet, and I said something along the lines of "Is that the diet where you are shooting heroin in a dark rainny alley? It should work well cause heroin addicts are fairly slim." Right over her head. I thought it was pretty good considering doing 75mph down the interstate. Anyways, she went on to tell me that her friend's mom wanted to take these pills (pause for laughter) that will help you loose weight. Apparently, they work by anytime you have a fatty meal, you will begin oozing from your #2 hole.
Can anyone vouche for this? Does this really exist? If someone's business model is to make your butt ooze by taking a pill...and people will buy them...then I have a few bridges for sale.
Sounds like fun right?
Edit...for the life of me I cant figure out why Alli is ok but a laxative diet is bad. tomayto tomahto.
MTA: because it is rare I dont have more to say
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - my daughter Age 7
Had a girl in one of my classes at university once say out loud "Sushi is fattening, actually. They put mayonnaise on it."
Didn't feel like telling her that:
a) Traditional sushi doesn't usually have mayo.
b) Rice is far more fattening.
Not really PB related, but had one girl at the microwaves at uni try to cook her food while it was in the plastic bag. Thankfully her friend stopped her. I have a feeling she wasn't enrolled in any science related course.