Funny CW moments page 434

[Owly]

Hahaha. Ingenious.


Yeah, the screw in the photo is what I used to do that.

I had it laid on the floor as I hit it, it was so hard I stopped, thought I was going to crack the tile. I used the screw to make 6 or 7 holes in the side, whacked it and it finally cracked after a few good hits.

Next time get a sledgehammer, that way you can smash your coconut and get some shovelglove in at the same time.

[Corvidae]

If you want to get the juice out easily, you can tap a nail through two of the three eyes on the end (one to pour, one to let air back in) and either pour it into a glass or drink the juice through a straw, India-style. Once you're done that, you can smash it to your heart's content.

Ah-ha! Genius.

[Owly]

Hahaha. Ingenious.


Yeah, the screw in the photo is what I used to do that.

I had it laid on the floor as I hit it, it was so hard I stopped, thought I was going to crack the tile. I used the screw to make 6 or 7 holes in the side, whacked it and it finally cracked after a few good hits.

Hmmmm, yeah, on the tile is not a good idea. We used to smash them on the concrete floor in the basement when I was a kid. I haven't smashed one in a bit, but at our current place, I would take it out to the garage and beat it into submission (bonus: tools close at hand).

[Milty]

Hmmmm, yeah, on the tile is not a good idea. We used to smash them on the concrete floor in the basement when I was a kid. I haven't smashed one in a bit, but at our current place, I would take it out to the garage and beat it into submission (bonus: tools close at hand).

I had considered getting the saw.

[Owly]

I had considered getting the saw.

Saw and bench vise might work well.

[Finnegans Wake]

Break it between your hands, weaklings!

[cantare]

nail, then hacksaw FTW

[abbyful]

feed the baby some bacon and be happy

Yep, I went home and ate a steak with guacamole and a sweet potato with loads of butter!

[onalark]

I was told by an obstetrician yesterday at my 24-week prenatal appointment to eat little to no meat and low-fat while I'm pregnant. (My husband and I just looked at each other and didn't say anything.)

What the what?

That's...that's...I don't even know what I would have said to that other than, "Are you sure you're a f#$%ing doctor?"

[sakura_girl]

I use the tip of a crappy knife to take out the holes, then insert a chopstick to enlarge. Then after taking out all the water, I bake the coconut for 20 minutes. Then I wrap it in a plastic bag and violently throw it to the floor. Easy, peasy.