Funny CW moments page 433

[Milty]

Lesson of the day is: Always bring a coconut to a hammer fight.

[Alex Good]

Lesson of the day is: Always bring a coconut to a hammer fight.

ROFLMAOWIPMS!!!!!

That acronym has different meanings depending on your gender.

[athomeontherange]

Must be made in China..lolz j /k

[abbyful]

I was told by an obstetrician yesterday at my 24-week prenatal appointment to eat little to no meat and low-fat while I'm pregnant. (My husband and I just looked at each other and didn't say anything.)

[<archer>]

I was told by an obstetrician yesterday at my 24-week prenatal appointment to eat little to no meat and low-fat while I'm pregnant. (My husband and I just looked at each other and didn't say anything.)

You must be joking! I thought Doctors at least accepted that babies need fat! Oh that's awful!

[athomeontherange]

feed the baby some bacon and be happy

[tcb]

Lesson of the day is: Always bring a coconut to a hammer fight.

Lesson 2, don't buy a pot metal hammer next time!

[Corvidae]

Lesson of the day is: Always bring a coconut to a hammer fight.

LOLOLOL! That might be my non-sequitur quote of the day.

I studied abroad in Australia, and what we used to do to open coconuts (just the brown part of the nut, once all the husk has been removed) was put them in a plastic shopping bag, twist it closed while holding the handles, and then WACK the SHIT out of it by slamming it against the pavement.

This isnt a good way to preserve the juice, though, of course >.<

[Owly]

If you want to get the juice out easily, you can tap a nail through two of the three eyes on the end (one to pour, one to let air back in) and either pour it into a glass or drink the juice through a straw, India-style. Once you're done that, you can smash it to your heart's content.

GOTD: I can't just buy fresh coconut at the side of the road for 20 rupees.

[Milty]

LOLOLOL! That might be my non-sequitur quote of the day.

I studied abroad in Australia, and what we used to do to open coconuts (just the brown part of the nut, once all the husk has been removed) was put them in a plastic shopping bag, twist it closed while holding the handles, and then WACK the SHIT out of it by slamming it against the pavement.

This isnt a good way to preserve the juice, though, of course >.<

Hahaha. Ingenious.

If you want to get the juice out easily, you can tap a nail through two of the three eyes on the end (one to pour, one to let air back in) and either pour it into a glass or drink the juice through a straw, India-style. Once you're done that, you can smash it to your heart's content.

GOTD: I can't just buy fresh coconut at the side of the road for 20 rupees.

Yeah, the screw in the photo is what I used to do that.

I had it laid on the floor as I hit it, it was so hard I stopped, thought I was going to crack the tile. I used the screw to make 6 or 7 holes in the side, whacked it and it finally cracked after a few good hits.