Funny CW moments page 430

[Unamused Mouse]

Does anyone really care what "Snooki" has to say anyway?? LOL

[Darbyfett]

"Eating one egg as part of a healthy breakfast may help you lose weight by keeping you from getting hungry later in the morning."

One? ONE?! 3 is a small quick meal. I couldn't imagine how sad one egg would look.

[smilingjustalittlebit]

Unless it was on a 12oz burger that egg is going to look awfully pathetic sitting there by itself!

[abbyful]

Another pregnancy forum gem. The original poster was asking how to satisfy their sweet tooth in a healthier way, saying they kept eating candy, cake, cookies, etc.

And one of the replies?
"I just make sure my sweets include fruits... ie: fruit pie, fruit filled donuts, multiple cherries on an ice cream sundae... etc. "

[MamaGrok]

"I'm trying to each healthy -- fruits, lots of jelly and Italian ices. Nothing fattening at all."

I'm sure her child's recessed chin, crowded teeth, and scoliosis will thank her.

"Eating one egg as part of a healthy breakfast may help you lose weight by keeping you from getting hungry later in the morning."

One? ONE?! 3 is a small quick meal. I couldn't imagine how sad one egg would look.

It's at least a start - someone is recognizing some small part of the truth that plenty of protein for breakfast is key to keeping away cravings. They have a long way to go, but it's a start - I never heard anything like this in CW before. (except I guess it's similar to GMO-loaded Kashi's assertion that one serving of their cereal has "as much protein as an egg")

[ELizabeth826]

Another pregnancy forum gem. The original poster was asking how to satisfy their sweet tooth in a healthier way, saying they kept eating candy, cake, cookies, etc.

And one of the replies?
"I just make sure my sweets include fruits... ie: fruit pie, fruit filled donuts, multiple cherries on an ice cream sundae... etc. "

This person is clearly joking. Right? ....Right? ..............Please?

le sigh.

[Chatty]

[quelsen]

want

[Sabine]

My son gave me a tiny frying pan, just big enough to do one egg. I have to say, it makes a solitary egg look pretty cute. Perfectly round, and just right for layering.

[Tigerfeet]

Whenever my coworkers aren't feeling very good they say something to the effect "Oh I must have eaten too many vegetables!" They then laugh and I always assumed they were being sarcastic... but I've been working here for 5 years and I'm honestly not that sure anymore.