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  1. 04-30-2012, 11:07 AM #4271
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    Aaw, since there's nothing to watch now . . . well hello, Quelsen . . .
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    Dammit! I miss all the dramas. Thats what I get for not logging onto the internet all weekend cause im too busy out hiking miles and miles ;p
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    Aaw, since there's nothing to watch now . . . well hello, Quelsen . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by MamaGrok View Post
    I think there are few here who don't enjoy a good sharp wit. That doesn't excuse hurting others.
    Well, of course we all enjoy humor, if it's humorous. Saying "YOU'RE A CUNT J/K" is neither sharp nor witty. It's just standard internet douchebag-speak.
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    Back to the original topic of the thread: I was at the grocery store last Friday and they had their free samples out. Normally, I'm content to ignore it all while SWG tries them. One of the sample ladies asked SWG why I wasn't trying it if he was. SWG gave her a "none of your damn business" look and said "She can't eat grains or soy." The sample lady said "but this is white bread, and it doesn't have any soy sauce on it." At this point, I'm just watching the show. SWG stares at her and says "What do you think white bread is made from? Clouds? Pixy dust? Soylent Green?" and walks off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Back to the original topic of the thread: I was at the grocery store last Friday and they had their free samples out. Normally, I'm content to ignore it all while SWG tries them. One of the sample ladies asked SWG why I wasn't trying it if he was. SWG gave her a "none of your damn business" look and said "She can't eat grains or soy." The sample lady said "but this is white bread, and it doesn't have any soy sauce on it." At this point, I'm just watching the show. SWG stares at her and says "What do you think white bread is made from? Clouds? Pixy dust? Soylent Green?" and walks off.
    I don't know who SWG is, but he sounds awesome!

    Are there really people out there who don't know that bread is made from grains??? I weep for the future...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaradel View Post
    Are there really people out there who don't know that bread is made from grains??? I weep for the future...
    Yep. I'll tell people I don't eat wheat and they reply "But it's white bread, not wheat!"

    I had another guy, a customer on one of my routes who was super grateful because I really went out of my way instead of just shrugging my shoulders and driving off. He ran a bakery, so he offered me as much pastry as I wanted.

    "Thanks. I appreciate the offer, but I don't eat wheat."
    "No, there's no meat in these!"
    "Wheat. I don't eat wheat."

    And then just gave me a look like I was the most helpful idiot he'd ever seen.
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