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    Quote Originally Posted by Owly View Post
    Nah, sounds too easy! What if I need 43% fat, not 42% fat? If I don't obsess over every detail, how can I possibly know that I'm healthy?
    OMG you are so out of touch...don't you know new studies recommend a ratio was 42.5%.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirlot View Post
    But that is the joy of primal you don't need to think about it all you have to do is eat real food - simples!
    I'd quite like a points system.

    Skinless chicken breast - 500 points.
    Steak - 1000 points.
    e.t.c.

    How many points can you accrue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baloo View Post
    I'd quite like a points system.

    Skinless chicken breast - 500 points.
    Steak - 1000 points.
    e.t.c.

    How many points can you accrue?
    So how many points for a 24 hour IF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirlot View Post
    But that is the joy of primal you don't need to think about it all you have to do is eat real food - simples!
    It's totally simple, you get one point for grass fed beef and a total of 10000 points a day. A point for butter, a half a point for partied bacon, and 1000 points for cake. Simple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clymb View Post
    Lol! So true. Those really amuse me, I tell them to my bf from time to time. He thinks they're hilarious and he's not even primal
    This is the best one ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    LOL, yeah dude... worry about the freakin' OREOS... hilarity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trifith View Post
    So how many points for a 24 hour IF?
    Open to suggestions...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trifith View Post
    So how many points for a 24 hour IF?
    Negative eleventy-three.

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    so the person with the most/least points (depending how we score) gets to be king Grok for the month?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirlot View Post
    so the person with the most/least points (depending how we score) gets to be king Grok for the month?
    I think introducing the title of King to a bunch of cavemen and women would be a terrible mistake. The king would behead their rivals and use them as bait for sabertooth tigers. Well, I would anyway. But the general idea is that we are too competitive and cutthroat for a king. Mass murders and pillaging would ensue, causing groups to break into clans or hordes to better defend themselves. The ousted king's kids would be forced to eat Quaker oatmeal and drink diet Coke (but it's diet!) until they were no longer suited for primal life with their little fat wheat bellies. The moon would lose gravitational pull on the earth, causing our axis to be at 27.2 degrees, not 26.5, global warming would cause panic every spring but subdue every winter. I could go on and on, but a big ole' NO to the king idea.

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