Lunch time fail:
(In the hot food line at my work, they are serving those huge taco salads that are in no way healthy at all but because it has the word "salad" in it, it must be healthy)
Lady 1 to cafeteria man: Oh please go easy on the refried beans
Lady 2: you don't like beans?
Lady 1: No I loooove them, but they don't like me
Lady 2: Hahahaha, beans don't like anybody. But they are soooo goood and soooooooo good for you!
Lady 1: You are so right! (heaps on the refried beans)
Can't think of anything snarky to say to this. sigh.
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*I know some people use those LC plans as the start for long-term change, but that's not the norm from what I've seen.
“If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde
It's The Boyfriend's birthday today, so I was card shopping yesterday. Found this one from Hallmark's Shoebox line that was SOOOO very close to perfect!
Outside - This just in! There's a tasty way to enjoy whole grains and leafy greens.
Inside - Feed them to a cow, and they'll turn into a delicious, meaty steak. Meaty birthday to you.
My sorely neglected blog - http://ThatWriterBroad.com
Doesn't Wii tell everyone they're fat? Brillant business plan, don't cha think?
HW: 230 (ugh)
SW: 204 2/27/12
CW: 171 7/27/12 (33lbs!)
GW: 145ish? Who cares. I just want to look good naked
My mom was looking over this new medication that her doctor gave her today to help with her diarrhea. It's cholesterol medication. Specifically a medication that has caused recorded deaths. Apparently, the doctor prescribed it to her because one of the side effects is constipation, which she hopes will counteract the diarrhea. My mother realizes that this logic is completely absurd, but she still plans on taking the medication. When I asked her why she would do that she said, "Because the doctor told me to."
Sometimes I really hate having taken the red pill, so to speak.