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    Quote Originally Posted by hbmcracer View Post
    I think it's on a couple different cereal commercials, but I can't remember which ones. They say "people who start their day with a whole grain breakfast tend to weigh less." It's not false advertising though because they don't specify what they weigh less than.

    Less than a house
    Less than an elephant
    Less than a blue whale.....see all true.
    lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hbmcracer View Post
    I think it's on a couple different cereal commercials, but I can't remember which ones. They say "people who start their day with a whole grain breakfast tend to weigh less." It's not false advertising though because they don't specify what they weigh less than.

    Less than a house
    Less than an elephant
    Less than a blue whale.....see all true.
    They also live longer... (than cats, Guineau pigs, and sparrows)... and are more attractive... (than roadkill, Lemmy from Motorhead, and oozing pustules).

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    ^Hahah! Trying to keep quite in my cube over here, knock it off you guys!

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    Boyfriend tried to tell me guy on the right isn't fat. Mostly bloated, maybe, but yeah, sorry, he's kind of fat (btw he's from Epic Mealtime, which has made all the cast members gain weight, but he's potentially the healthiest as he lifts regularly/is a personal trailer).
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    Quote Originally Posted by namelesswonder View Post
    ^Hahah! Trying to keep quite in my cube over here, knock it off you guys!

    Deadmau5 and MusclesGlasses! Photo credit: Harley... - Look At Me Now
    Boyfriend tried to tell me guy on the right isn't fat. Mostly bloated, maybe, but yeah, sorry, he's kind of fat (btw he's from Epic Mealtime, which has made all the cast members gain weight, but he's potentially the healthiest as he lifts regularly/is a personal trailer).
    Agreed. I am lmao over here.

    MusclesGlasses has really let himself go. They have even joked about it on EMT. Grating cheese with a grater and saying, "Normally we would use MusclesGlasses' abs but he is at the gym trying to get them back..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by namelesswonder View Post
    ^Hahah! Trying to keep quite in my cube over here, knock it off you guys!

    Deadmau5 and MusclesGlasses! Photo credit: Harley... - Look At Me Now
    Boyfriend tried to tell me guy on the right isn't fat. Mostly bloated, maybe, but yeah, sorry, he's kind of fat (btw he's from Epic Mealtime, which has made all the cast members gain weight, but he's potentially the healthiest as he lifts regularly/is a personal trailer).
    If the EMT guys would go primal, their videos would be even more EPIC.
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    ^I know! Seriously! Sometimes I leave comments about going Paleo/Primal on their videos haha. They'll probably never see them, but it makes me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hbmcracer View Post
    I think it's on a couple different cereal commercials, but I can't remember which ones. They say "people who start their day with a whole grain breakfast tend to weigh less." It's not false advertising though because they don't specify what they weigh less than.

    Less than a house
    Less than an elephant
    Less than a blue whale.....see all true.
    Less than people who start their day with doughnuts?

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    My coworker and I are on a quest to lose about 50lbs each and update each other about our progress. She is doing Weight Watchers and has lost some weight, and I'm fairly private about my newly-found Primal methods and only mentioned to her that I've been watching my carbs. When I told her I've lost 11lbs in 5 weeks, she said, "oh yeah, you're cutting back your carbs - of course you're going to lose weight." In a frenemy kind of way.

    I commend her for doing WW but I almost feel guilty because this is just SO DAMN EASY! I will convert her someday. Yes I will...*manical laugh*
    F/ 5'6"
    HW: 230 (ugh)
    SW: 204 2/27/12
    CW: 171 7/27/12 (33lbs!)
    GW: 145ish? Who cares. I just want to look good naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by sapphire_chan View Post
    Less than people who start their day with doughnuts?
    Cake. Don't use their words, they're starting the day with cake.
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    Lunch time fail:
    (In the hot food line at my work, they are serving those huge taco salads that are in no way healthy at all but because it has the word "salad" in it, it must be healthy)
    Lady 1 to cafeteria man: Oh please go easy on the refried beans
    Lady 2: you don't like beans?
    Lady 1: No I loooove them, but they don't like me
    Lady 2: Hahahaha, beans don't like anybody. But they are soooo goood and soooooooo good for you!
    Lady 1: You are so right! (heaps on the refried beans)

    Can't think of anything snarky to say to this. sigh.

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