I got two new ones:
Yesterday I was out to dinner when I overheard some conversation at the table behind me. The waitress had come around and taken drink orders. A young woman ordered a diet coke and an older man ordered a regular coke. After the waitress left, the older man proudly told the table that he had read that diet coke was more fattening than regular coke, because of "the chemicals," which is why he only orders regular soda now. I had to bite my tongue to keep from turning around and saying, A) didnt he think that regular soda was full of bizarre chemicals as well?? and 2) why not just skip the soda altogether!!?
My second story: last night I had my first cw DREAM. I dreamt that I was having a doctors checkup and the nurse was going over blood test results with me. She looked shocked at the numbers, said that they must have done something wrong. i said why, she said that my cholesterol was way too low for it to have been done non-fasting, was I sure it wasnt a fasting test? i said no, I had just eaten lunch right before. I asked if it was the HDL or the LDL that was low, cause I hoped it wasnt the HDL. She waved my question away and said that the difference between them didnt matter.
I need to spend less time on this thread, sweartogod...