Funny CW moments page 362

[Jaradel]

Y'all made me paranoid enough to check my box of tea:

Bigelow Earl Grey
Ingredients: black tea, natural oil of bergamot
GLUTEN FREE

What's sad is that it is now necessary to put GLUTEN FREE on something that should NEVER have gluten in it in the first place!

[ELizabeth826]

I would never have thought to check an ingredient list on TEA. Holy crap. I guess it just goes to show, nothing is safe!

[JennaRose]

What's sad is that it is now necessary to put GLUTEN FREE on something that should NEVER have gluten in it in the first place!

loool! like fat-free stickers on bananas!!!

[Trifith]

Y'all made me paranoid enough to check my box of tea:

What's sad is that it is now necessary to put GLUTEN FREE on something that should NEVER have gluten in it in the first place!

I get my tea from a tea shop. Ingredients include Tea, Tea, Tea, and sometimes Tea.

[ELizabeth826]

This is not funny at all, but we don't have a "Depressing CW Moments" thread.

"In the surgical wing of the Center for Pediatric Dentistry at Seattle Children’s Hospital, Devon Koester, 2 ˝ years old, was resting last month in his mother’s arms as an anesthesiologist held a bubble-gum-scented mask over his face to put him under. The doctors then took X-rays, which showed that 11 of his 20 baby teeth had cavities. Then his pediatric dentist extracted two incisors, performed a root canal on a molar, and gave the rest fillings and crowns. "

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/06/he...hesia-use.html

[Trifith]

This is not funny at all, but we don't have a "Depressing CW Moments" thread.

"In the surgical wing of the Center for Pediatric Dentistry at Seattle Children’s Hospital, Devon Koester, 2 ˝ years old, was resting last month in his mother’s arms as an anesthesiologist held a bubble-gum-scented mask over his face to put him under. The doctors then took X-rays, which showed that 11 of his 20 baby teeth had cavities. Then his pediatric dentist extracted two incisors, performed a root canal on a molar, and gave the rest fillings and crowns. "

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/06/he...hesia-use.html

Wow. bottle fed on fruit 'juice' and cola? Poor kid.

[Corvidae]

I get my tea from a tea shop. Ingredients include Tea, Tea, Tea, and sometimes Tea.

Oooo, do they have any with Tea in it?

[naiadknight]

Oooo, do they have any with Tea in it?

What about some with the'?

[jesbelle]

*screams gutturally and shakes fists at the sky* YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, SPAMMERS!!!!

Oh hey, Gravyboat, what's up? For your (hopefully) intentional mocking of The Room, I give you this: The Room

[SophieScreams]

Coworker c/o chronic constipation, asking others what processed cardboard crap they try to shove through their colons to "stay regular":

Idiot 1: I like those Fiber One bars. And Grapenuts.

Idiot 2: Maybe I should try some Grapenuts for breakfast, get even MORE FIBER in...

Uhh, yeah. All that fiber's really working for ya, huh? She almost lost her sh*t when I suggested cutting back on the whole grains and eating coconut oil. I'm sure she'd rather get the colon resection she's begging for.