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    That doesn't mean they're going to ban butter and lard, does it?
    (I foresee mass emigration to France if so.)

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    SerialSinner: "As far as I know, the fats linked to inflammation (and therefore potentially cancer) are PUFAs with abnormally high ratios of w-6:w-3."

    I imagine that here you are referring to things like bacon, with the ratio of 6/3 in the area of 25/1.
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    At a recent Christmas party, I watched as everyone stuffed themselves with all kinds of garbage, and then the main meal showed up, again, everyone stuffed themselves with garbage, and then desert showed up, and more stuffing happened. On the way out, a lady with obvious weight, allergy and acne issues said, "Oh man, I ate so much food I feel bloated and unattractive, but I don't know why I ate that much."

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    Want to see a MAJOR school district FAIL? Check out the image...put it on a weekly rotating schedule, and this is what our kids are eating for school breakfast EVERY DAY! HOLY SUGAR, BATMAN!



    Sorry for the huge image--don't know how to resize.

    Anyways, this menu was sent to parents in my school district about 2 weeks before the start of school to let them know that their kids will now have a healthy breakfast to start their day.

    PS. My kids are home schooled!

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    Mandolin - my kid's school menu is similar, except that the cereals aren't sugar-reduced and some days they serve funnel cakes (with powdered sugar!). Needless to say, they eat breakfast at home, and take a packed lunch everyday.

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    Holy shit, my teeth would rot out if I ate that for breakfast everyday.
    I like how everything has proper brandnames!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandolin View Post
    Want to see a MAJOR school district FAIL? Check out the image...put it on a weekly rotating schedule, and this is what our kids are eating for school breakfast EVERY DAY! HOLY SUGAR, BATMAN!



    Sorry for the huge image--don't know how to resize.

    Anyways, this menu was sent to parents in my school district about 2 weeks before the start of school to let them know that their kids will now have a healthy breakfast to start their day.

    PS. My kids are home schooled!
    Yeah, but I bet the breakfasts are all low fat!

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    I read my niece's lunch menu recently:
    Breakfast: Breakfast Bagel, Juice
    Lunch: Pepperoni Pizza, Tator Tots, Pineapple Mandarin Salad, Jell 0 Cake, Milk

    The best meal I could find on there:

    Turkey & Dressing
    Ham
    Green Beans
    Sweet Potato w/Apples
    Fruit Salad
    Cranberry Sauce
    Roll
    Milk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandolin View Post
    Want to see a MAJOR school district FAIL? Check out the image...put it on a weekly rotating schedule, and this is what our kids are eating for school breakfast EVERY DAY! HOLY SUGAR, BATMAN!
    Holy crap that pisses me off! Even if you're not primal it's still obvious there's NO protein or vegetables! And the only fruit is juice! (Probably not 100% juice either)

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlh View Post
    Holy crap that pisses me off! Even if you're not primal it's still obvious there's NO protein or vegetables! And the only fruit is juice! (Probably not 100% juice either)
    Oh, but what about the strawberry pop tart? and the blueberry pop tart? and the strawberry gold fish and fruit loops? Lots of healthy fruit there!

    (I don't know what a strawberry gold fish is... on balance, I think I'm better off not knowing.)

    I do wish you were making this up. The words 'epidemic' and 'diabetes' come to mind.

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