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    Quote Originally Posted by imasin View Post
    Went to the county fair yesterday... where they have bacon cheeseburgers with a glazed donut as a bun! I heard people talking about it was the bacon that would cause a heart attack. If they only knew...
    Oh, those have spread like wildfire the past few years. I think it originally started at a minor league baseball stadium's concession stand...
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    I'm sitting in a computer class right now and since it will be about 1 1/2 hours before we break for lunch, the instructor handed around a basket of candy......straight up candy, to hold us until lunch. We can have all we want and even take enough to be able to have some after lunch, if we want. I opted for black coffee.

    They are so thoughtful.

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    Take it all and save everybody else in the class from the insulin apocalypse!!! It's for the greater good!

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    One of my co-workers told me that he became vegetarian "for [his] health."



    He is thin, though, and I suppose according to CW, thin = healthy. Which only masks all the other health problems that people can have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawny View Post
    Yesterday's funny CW moment:

    A co-worker and I were discussing what our kids eat for breakfast. My daughter eats eggs everyday. Co-worker's response: "That's so bad for her cholesterol...I have been letting my kids eat Cocoa Puffs lately because it has less than 3 grams of fat and is made from whole grains."
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    Quote Originally Posted by imasin View Post
    He is thin, though, and I suppose according to CW, thin = healthy. Which only masks all the other health problems that people can have.
    The Drs. Eades would have SUCH a field day with this guy.
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    I was at the supermarket yesterday getting some herbs and spices. The woman in line in front of me was purchasing a massive amount of food. A lot of it was bread, cereal, pasta and other gooey looking things. The checker comes to the last item which is a giant platter of iced honeybuns. The woman was paying partially in food stamps. The checker looked up at her and said she could not use the food stamps to buy the honeybuns. When the customer asked why not, the checker said "they're not whole grain."

    Brutal!

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    Last night, I was sauteing some veggies with coconut oil for dinner. My mother (who loves coconut, but follows CW of high-fiber/grain, low fat diets), takes one look the jar of solid coconut oil and says "You know, it looks like that in your veins, too." Oh yeah, she's also a nurse. I just smiled and kept cooking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laguz View Post
    I just smiled and kept cooking.
    Now see, I wouldn't have been able to keep my mouth shut at that point...

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