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    Man, and I thought it was funny back when they'd put "Y2K Compliant!" stickers on devices that had no electronics or even electricity... like kitchen implements...
    They put fat free on Candy Corn as well. As if that makes a bag of processed and shaped sugar with food die healthy.
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    More sad than anything: watching an extremely overweight lady in a handicapped parking space (because she cant walk well enough anymore to park in a regular parking spot) huffing and puffing just trying to get out of her low to the ground car......clutching a Mcdonalds bag. I want to scream and pretend i'm a crazy person and snatch it out of her hand and run off. At least i know she wouldn't be able to catch me. FML

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    Quote Originally Posted by CattyB View Post
    "Now I know that I just have to keep up with those whole grains and other roughage to keep me cleaned out. They encourage this at the GI center and all of their papers and stuff say that roughage is really good for you!"
    Fresh vegetables have plenty of roughage and you probably eat more of them than she does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maureen M View Post
    More sad than anything: watching an extremely overweight lady in a handicapped parking space (because she cant walk well enough anymore to park in a regular parking spot) huffing and puffing just trying to get out of her low to the ground car......clutching a Mcdonalds bag. I want to scream and pretend i'm a crazy person and snatch it out of her hand and run off. At least i know she wouldn't be able to catch me. FML
    dress up as the Hamburglar...at least then it would be hilarious!!

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    I was at the grocery store last weekend and a perky little woman was handing out free samples of eggnog. I was initially happy because eggnog is one of my favorite holiday treats. Just as I was about to take a drink she chirps "and best of all it has no fat and 50% less cholesterol than traditional eggnog!" I replied "then what's the point?" and put the sample back on the tray.

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    I bet her mind was boggled. Who doesnt want no fat????? did she say anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knifegill View Post
    This was possibly my favorite moment ever on television. That and "ALL the eggs and bacon you have." ;0)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corvidae View Post
    Fresh vegetables have plenty of roughage and you probably eat more of them than she does.

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    Ohhh to be sure! She's the one who jumps on and off band-wagons so often I'm surprised she doesn't twist an ankle weekly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CattyB View Post
    Ohhh to be sure! She's the one who jumps on and off band-wagons so often I'm surprised she doesn't twist an ankle weekly.

    Funny for today: Had some calcium tabs in the depths of a desk drawer that someone gave me about a year ago. I went to throw them away and got all kinds of grief from the CoWorkers. I ended up giving them away... and feel a little guilty about inflicting possible cardio and nutritional mal-absorption problems on that person.
    well unless you wrestled them to the ground, forced their mouths open and made them chew and swallow, I would not feel guilty. Especially when they know how you feel about nutrients etc.
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