"Trust me, you will soon enter a magical land full of delicious steakflowers, with butterbacons fluttering around over the extremely rompable grass and hillsides."
Warning: I'm an anarcho-capitalist political activist. It gets into everything.
More sad than anything: watching an extremely overweight lady in a handicapped parking space (because she cant walk well enough anymore to park in a regular parking spot) huffing and puffing just trying to get out of her low to the ground car......clutching a Mcdonalds bag. I want to scream and pretend i'm a crazy person and snatch it out of her hand and run off. At least i know she wouldn't be able to catch me. FML
I was at the grocery store last weekend and a perky little woman was handing out free samples of eggnog. I was initially happy because eggnog is one of my favorite holiday treats. Just as I was about to take a drink she chirps "and best of all it has no fat and 50% less cholesterol than traditional eggnog!" I replied "then what's the point?" and put the sample back on the tray.
I bet her mind was boggled. Who doesnt want no fat????? did she say anything?
Knifegill is christened to be high carb now!Tremendous worms of a swarthy nature pursue me across the sandy blank sky. I stop to think. What the devil AM I up to?!the buttstuff...never interested.
My pony picture thread http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread82786.html
“Falconry is not a hobby or an amusement; it is a rage. You eat and drink it, sleep it and think it. You tremble to write of it, even in recollection. It is as King James the First remarked, an extreme stirrer up of passions.” --T.H. White, The Godstone and the Blackymor
"The world must be all fucked up when men travel first class and literature goes as freight."
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
Funny for today: Had some calcium tabs in the depths of a desk drawer that someone gave me about a year ago. I went to throw them away and got all kinds of grief from the CoWorkers. I ended up giving them away... and feel a little guilty about inflicting possible cardio and nutritional mal-absorption problems on that person.
Started 7/5/11 at 274 lbs
Now 214 -- that's 60 lbs!
Goal 160 lbs -- last time there was in junior high!
"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." (Margaret Thatcher)