Face, meet palm.
On the front page of my Woman's World magazine this week:
Lost 9 Pounds! Melt belly fat eating your favorite cereal (even Lucky Charms or Cocoa Krsipies)!
The article says that cereal is full of polyphenols that block the calories from being absorbed by your body so they don't count.
"The mountains are calling and I must go."
"I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
"I tried to call the nurse again, but she's bein' a little bitch....I think I'll get outta here." Pink
haha that is funnyDone and done: Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Ask Dr. Oz
I'm too stubborn to give up so I keep on trying.
You're never going to get to the top of the stairs if you don't walk up them.
Iowa can pry my bacon from my cold, dead hands.
I don't get it. Why villify bacon and not the crap that makes most bacon bad? Nitrates anyone? Mutant pork?
"Canned food is a perversion,' Ignatius said. 'I suspect that it is ultimately very damaging to the soul."
- John Kennedy Toole (A Confederacy of Dunces)