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    I HAVE my chocolate without messing up my day. Its a square of 80% dark. And its right after a lunch of steak and brussel sprouts. And before I lift some weights.
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    observed and overheard at the kids soccer game:

    father buys chubby kid a donut at the concession stand
    father then goes back to get himself one. The kid had eaten his and asked for a bite. the dad says, " no, you can not have a bite. You had a donut. Now if you had eaten a waffle I would give you a bite."

    whaaat??? stupid frickin people procreating!!
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    Yesterday at the grocery store:

    DS: "Mom, can I have a 2 liter of Mountain Dew? They're on sale"
    Me: "I'd rather you didn't, you know I really don't want that stuff in the house"
    DS: "Ok, how about some Sunny D then?"

    And here I thought he was catching on...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CattyB View Post
    Yesterday at the grocery store:

    DS: "Mom, can I have a 2 liter of Mountain Dew? They're on sale"
    Me: "I'd rather you didn't, you know I really don't want that stuff in the house"
    DS: "Ok, how about some Sunny D then?"

    And here I thought he was catching on...
    My wife tried the same thing. Soy sauce, nuts, raw agave, and even bread!

    Come on man, I had to learn how to deal with the mistreatment of chicken and never had any in the house.

    Whatever happened to listening and understanding? Even if primal is wrong, how come I have to spend time explaining my views 5x over?
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    Quote Originally Posted by athomeontherange View Post
    whaaat??? stupid frickin people procreating!!
    We owe it to the world to have as many kids as possible to stem the tide of genetic degradation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    We owe it to the world to have as many kids as possible to stem the tide of genetic degradation.
    Are you babysitting them all?
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    My boyfriend's mom is doing Atkins, I think. I almost want to give her info on primal, but I feel like she'll think it's a gimmick (...yeah, I know). Funny moment at dinner when the topic of candy bacon came up and his mom goes "Oh but the carbs in all that sugar!" and I go "The SUGAR in that sugar!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by namelesswonder View Post
    My boyfriend's mom is doing Atkins, I think. I almost want to give her info on primal, but I feel like she'll think it's a gimmick (...yeah, I know). Funny moment at dinner when the topic of candy bacon came up and his mom goes "Oh but the carbs in all that sugar!" and I go "The SUGAR in that sugar!"
    I lold pretty hard and woke up the baby.

    Was worth the luls.

    Man, I love people on crash diets. They're so mad, yet can't understand why they feel like crap.

    Yay for ignorance.

    I'll hapilly be the crazy one with higher cholesterol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fpsjosh01 View Post
    I'll hapilly be the crazy one with higher cholesterol.
    There you go with the CW thinking!
    DH just got his blood workup done and his cholesterol DROPPED on this WOE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by honeybuns View Post
    There you go with the CW thinking!
    DH just got his blood workup done and his cholesterol DROPPED on this WOE.
    The word sarcasm explains what I was saying. I have seen my cholesterol drop personally.

    I just personally mad more than anything.

    Im more mad at cw than you think.
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