Funny CW moments page 200

[CattyB]

For a chronically late employee you don't set the start time later, you set it earlier. If they are usually 15 minutes late make their start time 15 minutes earlier. They will still be 15 minutes late but, NOW they will actually be on time.

If it'd been my call, I would have!!! But she convinced the boss that it would be a really good idea to have someone in Med Records until 6:00 pm just in case one of the late working MA's needed something. As said before, there's a whole lot more wrong with her than not being willing to give PB even a week's trial...........
Maybe now that we're on Electronic Medical Records, I can convince the boss that we NEED her there earlier, especially since she's the only other one of us 4 (3 and a part timer, really) that has "experience" with M.R.

[athomeontherange]

I HAVE my chocolate without messing up my day. Its a square of 80% dark. And its right after a lunch of steak and brussel sprouts. And before I lift some weights.

+1

[athomeontherange]

observed and overheard at the kids soccer game:

father buys chubby kid a donut at the concession stand
father then goes back to get himself one. The kid had eaten his and asked for a bite. the dad says, " no, you can not have a bite. You had a donut. Now if you had eaten a waffle I would give you a bite."

whaaat??? stupid frickin people procreating!!

[CattyB]

Yesterday at the grocery store:

DS: "Mom, can I have a 2 liter of Mountain Dew? They're on sale"
Me: "I'd rather you didn't, you know I really don't want that stuff in the house"
DS: "Ok, how about some Sunny D then?"

And here I thought he was catching on...

[fpsjosh01]

Yesterday at the grocery store:

DS: "Mom, can I have a 2 liter of Mountain Dew? They're on sale"
Me: "I'd rather you didn't, you know I really don't want that stuff in the house"
DS: "Ok, how about some Sunny D then?"

And here I thought he was catching on...

My wife tried the same thing. Soy sauce, nuts, raw agave, and even bread!

Come on man, I had to learn how to deal with the mistreatment of chicken and never had any in the house.

Whatever happened to listening and understanding? Even if primal is wrong, how come I have to spend time explaining my views 5x over?

[Alex Good]

whaaat??? stupid frickin people procreating!!

We owe it to the world to have as many kids as possible to stem the tide of genetic degradation.

[RitaRose]

We owe it to the world to have as many kids as possible to stem the tide of genetic degradation.

Are you babysitting them all?

[namelesswonder]

My boyfriend's mom is doing Atkins, I think. I almost want to give her info on primal, but I feel like she'll think it's a gimmick (...yeah, I know). Funny moment at dinner when the topic of candy bacon came up and his mom goes "Oh but the carbs in all that sugar!" and I go "The SUGAR in that sugar!"

[fpsjosh01]

My boyfriend's mom is doing Atkins, I think. I almost want to give her info on primal, but I feel like she'll think it's a gimmick (...yeah, I know). Funny moment at dinner when the topic of candy bacon came up and his mom goes "Oh but the carbs in all that sugar!" and I go "The SUGAR in that sugar!"

I lold pretty hard and woke up the baby.

Was worth the luls.

Man, I love people on crash diets. They're so mad, yet can't understand why they feel like crap.

Yay for ignorance.

I'll hapilly be the crazy one with higher cholesterol.

[honeybuns]

I'll hapilly be the crazy one with higher cholesterol.

There you go with the CW thinking!
DH just got his blood workup done and his cholesterol DROPPED on this WOE.