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    Quote Originally Posted by eva View Post
    the waiter asks if i want frenchfries with that- my answer is no potatoes pls. But he continues suggesting different potatoe options- baked potatoes? boiled potatoes? mashed potatoes? potatosalad? and to each i patiently reply - no potatoes pls.
    I wonder if he was interpreting your statement as "No -- potatoes, please." As in, you were requesting potatoes instead, and so he was trying to divine which kind you meant. (Of course he was still hearing you wrong, but that's my bet!)

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    Oh and I had this conversation recently. I'm pretty sure even some CW people would spot the trouble, though.

    My friend: "And I'll have a diet soda."
    (Waitress leaves)
    Me: "Soda with breakfast? Wow, you really do love soda."
    Friend: "Oh, well you know, it's diet, so it's healthy. All I ever drink is diet soda, I even use it to swallow my pills."
    Me: "Wait, so you're saying that's literally all you drink? No water, even?"
    Friend: "Nope! I haven't had any water in oh... hmm... probably two or three years now!"
    Me: "..."

    She looked so proud of herself. I tried commenting that I bet at least some water might give her kidneys an easier life, but no luck there.
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    Overheard in a weightloss forum:
    "I'm a total bread/carboholic....I have to eat 6 times a day or I get hungry"

    Y'think?

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    Back when Atkins was hugely popular, overheard this in the store "ooo, this marshmallow creme only has 5grams of carbs!" I went and looked. Um, yes, it had like 4.5grams of sugar, and 0.5grams of egg and chemicals.....in a 5g serving. I mean, I know some people are all about willpower, but eating only 5g of marshmallow creme?

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    Once I watched someone eat two cheeseburgers (w/buns) and two orders of fries and a glazed donut... and claim it was "ok" because she was going to work it off at a 25 minute Crossfit class later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lodini View Post
    Once I watched someone eat two cheeseburgers (w/buns) and two orders of fries and a glazed donut... and claim it was "ok" because she was going to work it off at a 25 minute Crossfit class later.
    I thought CrossFit was only supposed to take like 15mins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sapphire_chan View Post
    I thought CrossFit was only supposed to take like 15mins?
    I just threw a number out there. I knew it's short but I've never done it before.
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    lol I thought you were quoting her exactly and she was going to try to compensate for all those carbs with an "extra long" workout. When she'd eaten enough carbs to fuel a 10k.

    (also, 18lbs in less than a month? Grok on, you healthier hottie you!)

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    Unfortunately a good friend of mine has become a bodybuilder and lives by the whole "6 small meals of tuna or chicken and spinach" every day. He has oatmeal with egg whites for breakfast. He can't believe that I eat only twice a day, especially when he has to stop at the store for protein bars to keep himself going. Of course he advises me that I'm slowing my metabolism by eating so rarely.

    He looks good for a bodybuilder, at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sapphire_chan View Post
    lol I thought you were quoting her exactly and she was going to try to compensate for all those carbs with an "extra long" workout. When she'd eaten enough carbs to fuel a 10k.

    (also, 18lbs in less than a month? Grok on, you healthier hottie you!)
    Thanks, Sapphire!

    Her quote didn't include a time... I just didn't know all Crossfit was the same and wanted to make sure everyone knew she wasn't going to be working that off Watching the "scarf" was a sight to see though!
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