My DH isn't primal and likes to poke fun at the amount of fat and meat his thin, small framed wife is eating, while he's eating his oats. I eat him under the table and wave butter at him. He's good natured and it's all in fun. He likes to say I'm on "The Gaffigan Diet" and we both say in high pitched unison laughing..."baaaaaaaacccccooon!"
Gaffigan's bit on bacon is funny whether you believe in CW or primal.
Jim Gaffigan - Bacon - KING BABY - CD and DVD Available NOW! - YouTube