Funny CW moments page 151

[LogicalOutlier]

On the topic of CW...

Those "528 New Ways to Cut Calories!" articles in women's health and fitness magazines.
"Dip your chips in salsa instead of guacamole! Leave the whip off of your sugary latte!"

Dear Lord.

[quelsen]

all those 30 minute orgasms must kill some brain cells

Is that what happened to me....

[Alex Good]

I am getting really sick of not being able to find anyone intellectually capable of having a conversation. A buddy of mine agreed with everything I said about fat not being bad. Then he "avoided the butter on his popcorn so he could eat with his girlfriend later".
/blowmybrainsout.

Also, I am at least 20 IQ points above everyone I know. Or at least I was until I listened to them talk.
/brainmelt

[bloodorchid]

i remember when i was 19, and everyone around me was an idiot

..not much changes when you're 30

quelsen, i call bs because if there was a way for a human to have a 30 minute O i would have found it

[Nion]

I am getting really sick of not being able to find anyone intellectually capable of having a conversation. A buddy of mine agreed with everything I said about fat not being bad. Then he "avoided the butter on his popcorn so he could eat with his girlfriend later".
/blowmybrainsout.

Also, I am at least 20 IQ points above everyone I know. Or at least I was until I listened to them talk.
/brainmelt

An above average IQ doesn't make you smart. It makes you a quick learner.

[Alex Good]

An above average IQ doesn't make you smart. It makes you a quick learner.

I also have (un)common sense. I seem to be the only person I know who is capable of thinking practically.

[quelsen]

i remember when i was 19, and everyone around me was an idiot

..not much changes when you're 30

quelsen, i call bs because if there was a way for a human to have a 30 minute O i would have found it

I could train you :-)

[Corvidae]

Yaaaay I just found this thread, I love these! I have one myself:

The other day, I was at the gym of my boyfriends complex (hadnt been feeling well so I was just doing some walking on the treadmill in my VFFs with a little bit of freeweights to follow). I had forgotten my phone so I had nothing to keep my attention from drifting to the gym TVs that were tuned into useless, content-less, daytime tv talkshows and crap (modern medias version of empty carbs, perhaps? But i digress) A long-form commerical or mini-infomercial came on for this product, the GyroBowl:

https://www.buygyrobowl.com/?tag=im|...han=G&data1=GN

Now, granted, the thing actually looks pretty cool, as a TOY. I could easily see kids having a blast playing with it in the bath or sandbox. But they are marketting it as a food bowl that wont spill food everywhere. Ok, i can see the marketting value in this. But what they showed in the commercial were video clips of kids stuffing their face with cheerios, cereal, chips, and snacks from the bowl, CONSTANTLY.

As i watched it, the only thing I could think was, "Yes now your kids can wander around the yard mindlessly stuffing food into their face! We have a product that so distances your child from being mindful of their food and what they are eating that THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEIR FOOD OBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS."

[onalark]

Yaaaay I just found this thread, I love these! I have one myself:

The other day, I was at the gym of my boyfriends complex (hadnt been feeling well so I was just doing some walking on the treadmill in my VFFs with a little bit of freeweights to follow). I had forgotten my phone so I had nothing to keep my attention from drifting to the gym TVs that were tuned into useless, content-less, daytime tv talkshows and crap (modern medias version of empty carbs, perhaps? But i digress) A long-form commerical or mini-infomercial came on for this product, the GyroBowl:

https://www.buygyrobowl.com/?tag=im|...han=G&data1=GN

Now, granted, the thing actually looks pretty cool, as a TOY. I could easily see kids having a blast playing with it in the bath or sandbox. But they are marketting it as a food bowl that wont spill food everywhere. Ok, i can see the marketting value in this. But what they showed in the commercial were video clips of kids stuffing their face with cheerios, cereal, chips, and snacks from the bowl, CONSTANTLY.

As i watched it, the only thing I could think was, "Yes now your kids can wander around the yard mindlessly stuffing food into their face! We have a product that so distances your child from being mindful of their food and what they are eating that THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEIR FOOD OBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS."

"Now your kids don't have to think for themselves! Imagine all the useful lessons this will teach them as they enter academia and/or the workforce!"

[Nion]

Yaaaay I just found this thread, I love these! I have one myself:

The other day, I was at the gym of my boyfriends complex (hadnt been feeling well so I was just doing some walking on the treadmill in my VFFs with a little bit of freeweights to follow). I had forgotten my phone so I had nothing to keep my attention from drifting to the gym TVs that were tuned into useless, content-less, daytime tv talkshows and crap (modern medias version of empty carbs, perhaps? But i digress) A long-form commerical or mini-infomercial came on for this product, the GyroBowl:

https://www.buygyrobowl.com/?tag=im|...han=G&data1=GN

Now, granted, the thing actually looks pretty cool, as a TOY. I could easily see kids having a blast playing with it in the bath or sandbox. But they are marketting it as a food bowl that wont spill food everywhere. Ok, i can see the marketting value in this. But what they showed in the commercial were video clips of kids stuffing their face with cheerios, cereal, chips, and snacks from the bowl, CONSTANTLY.

As i watched it, the only thing I could think was, "Yes now your kids can wander around the yard mindlessly stuffing food into their face! We have a product that so distances your child from being mindful of their food and what they are eating that THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEIR FOOD OBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS."

Fuck you physics! lol