Melatonin. Poor kid. I agree Mel or Tony is a lot better idea.
I was at Jason's Deli getting my soup and salad on. Then I hear this yelled across the restaurant:
"MELATONIN, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"
Praying she was just crazy, I looked in the general direction of the scream and see a rather red faced 5 year old heading towards the woman that yelled it. That's right, she named her poor pasty white son after a chemical in the human body responsible for skin coloration (among other things). I just pray he's smart enough to go by Mel or Tony later in life.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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Got back from my MIL's today. She wanted to babysit the youngest. She tells me about their time together, including what she fed him. I brought fruit for his snack, but she said he "wasn't hungry for it, so I gave him a couple of cookies instead." Duh, if he wasn't hungry enough to eat the fruit, then why offer the cookies?
I'm retraining and strengthening my taste buds, one primal meal at a time.
Ohgod, Heidi. I'm glad me and my SO are moving to a state where neither of us have family to deal with that shit. Hope that works itself out soon!
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In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.
My (diabetic) dad's doctor told him to restrict his carbs, otherwise he'd have to go on insulin. Turns out his "restricted" carb budget is 300 grams/day.
I'm not sure which reaction to have: "Well at least there's some carb restriction" or "That's almost 3/4 pound of sugar! 1200 calories! Seriously?"
"Trust me, you will soon enter a magical land full of delicious steakflowers, with butterbacons fluttering around over the extremely rompable grass and hillsides."
I know there are a few Ravelers here...check out the grocery shopping thread in Remrants. There are a few lists that look mostly like mine but most made me roll my eyes.
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"We have all the food groups- meat and chocolate".