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    Melatonin. Poor kid. I agree Mel or Tony is a lot better idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I was at Jason's Deli getting my soup and salad on. Then I hear this yelled across the restaurant:
    "MELATONIN, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"
    Praying she was just crazy, I looked in the general direction of the scream and see a rather red faced 5 year old heading towards the woman that yelled it. That's right, she named her poor pasty white son after a chemical in the human body responsible for skin coloration (among other things). I just pray he's smart enough to go by Mel or Tony later in life.
    Relinds me o f the woman i my local Medicade office who called to her children LeMonjello and OrAngejello

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    Quote Originally Posted by quelsen View Post
    Relinds me o f the woman i my local Medicade office who called to her children LeMonjello and OrAngejello

    wtf
    Damn, that's the sort of thing you give creative props for, but to actually chain your kids to those names? There are some things better forgotten.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I was at Jason's Deli getting my soup and salad on. Then I hear this yelled across the restaurant:
    "MELATONIN, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"
    Praying she was just crazy, I looked in the general direction of the scream and see a rather red faced 5 year old heading towards the woman that yelled it. That's right, she named her poor pasty white son after a chemical in the human body responsible for skin coloration (among other things). I just pray he's smart enough to go by Mel or Tony later in life.
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    Got back from my MIL's today. She wanted to babysit the youngest. She tells me about their time together, including what she fed him. I brought fruit for his snack, but she said he "wasn't hungry for it, so I gave him a couple of cookies instead." Duh, if he wasn't hungry enough to eat the fruit, then why offer the cookies?
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    Ohgod, Heidi. I'm glad me and my SO are moving to a state where neither of us have family to deal with that shit. Hope that works itself out soon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I was at Jason's Deli getting my soup and salad on. Then I hear this yelled across the restaurant:
    "MELATONIN, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"
    Praying she was just crazy, I looked in the general direction of the scream and see a rather red faced 5 year old heading towards the woman that yelled it. That's right, she named her poor pasty white son after a chemical in the human body responsible for skin coloration (among other things). I just pray he's smart enough to go by Mel or Tony later in life.
    You're thinking about melanin. Melatonin is a hormone involved in the sleep process.
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    My (diabetic) dad's doctor told him to restrict his carbs, otherwise he'd have to go on insulin. Turns out his "restricted" carb budget is 300 grams/day.

    I'm not sure which reaction to have: "Well at least there's some carb restriction" or "That's almost 3/4 pound of sugar! 1200 calories! Seriously?"
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    I know there are a few Ravelers here...check out the grocery shopping thread in Remrants. There are a few lists that look mostly like mine but most made me roll my eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MamaGrok View Post
    Chocotaco, I think the reason you see "carb phobia" is because there are a LOT of us who can't tolerate the moderate amount you can without weight gain and many other symptoms. Whether we have metabolic problems, dysbiotic guts, or something else wrong, it's not at all uncommon.

    I think that for the most part, you could probably assume that most people who appear "carb phobic" are in this camp. It is a real issue, and the more the two camps understand each other, the more we can help more people find what healthy is for them. It's equally important for me to understand that moderate amounts of primal carbs are beneficial to you, as for you to understand that those same carbs are harmful to me, at this stage of my life - a stage I certainly hope will not last forever.
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