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    Is there a list of all these primal acronyms we use? It's hard to feel part of the club with all the "l33t speak" language.
    I don't understand all of them but you get the gist of things pretty quick around here.

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    Yesterday we were at a gathering with our friends and my wife told me she heard one of our friends who is active and "fit" in the world's eyes, but not lean by any real definition, talking. She was explaining to our overweight friend that in order to do better on the challenging hikes she has been going on she needs to eat a 200 calorie carb snack every hour and that she should carb load before hand. She then proceeded to explain that her husband, who is CW normal-ish but realistically overweight, always carb loads before he goes on his long bike rides.

    I told my wife that anyone who thinks you need to carb load to handle athletic challenges, let alone be competitive, needs to read about the modern gypsies and watch Expedition Impossible. Go Gypsies!!!

    I haven't really taken the time to explain our new way of living to everyone yet, but as soon as I finish taking off all the weight I want to lose the freight train is coming!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vishal2100 View Post
    whenever i hear the acronym PB i alwasy assume its the piratebay lol
    sadly...with a tear in my eye...i think peanut butter LOL

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    "Not having an amazing body, because lets face it, food is better."

    People on my Facebook keep liking this.

    *facepalm*

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarah1990 View Post
    "Not having an amazing body, because lets face it, food is better."

    People on my Facebook keep liking this.

    *facepalm*
    I love that with Primal/Paleo the two don't have to be mututally exclusive!
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    Last night I was watching TV with my husband and an ad for Multi-Grain Cheerios came on and the woman in the commercial mentioned she lost weight while eating the "healthy" grains in the Cheerios. I looked at the TV, flicked it off and said "grains aren't healthy bitches. Eat a gd steak and some eggs for breakfast." My husband laughed and said he was waiting for this day to come. Just had to mention it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geostump View Post
    Last night I was watching TV with my husband and an ad for Multi-Grain Cheerios came on and the woman in the commercial mentioned she lost weight while eating the "healthy" grains in the Cheerios. I looked at the TV, flicked it off and said "grains aren't healthy bitches. Eat a gd steak and some eggs for breakfast." My husband laughed and said he was waiting for this day to come. Just had to mention it.
    Nice! I get the same way when all that sort of crap comes on in commercials. Thankfully, we watch our shows through Hulu, so with a little help from the ad tailor we don't see too many of them.
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    Yeah, The Boyfriend is pretty much used to me arguing with the TV now.

    Key phrases that instigate increased TV yelling:
    Healthy whole grains
    Low fat
    Cholesterol
    Statin
    Hypertension
    Prevents heart disease.
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    Quote Originally Posted by geostump View Post
    Last night I was watching TV with my husband and an ad for Multi-Grain Cheerios came on and the woman in the commercial mentioned she lost weight while eating the "healthy" grains in the Cheerios. I looked at the TV, flicked it off and said "grains aren't healthy bitches. Eat a gd steak and some eggs for breakfast." My husband laughed and said he was waiting for this day to come. Just had to mention it.
    ^ this
    I turned off cable becasue the only thing i ever watched was Food network and SciFy

    30 days after watching Sugar the Bitter truth i coudl not watch food network anymore..


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    The drug commercials get me. There's one for Lovaza that purports to lower triglycerides. The commercial states that high triglycerides is too much fat in the blood, and although unsaid, implies that this fat will cause heart problems. But later it says that the drug has not been shown to prevent heart attacks or strokes. To me, it's telling you it doesn't work. Maybe people will be comforted because their tris are lower, but they still are just as likely to have a heart attack.

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