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    Quote Originally Posted by Aly View Post
    Dad: I'm going to encourage you to break your diet this morning. Science has proven that grains are a 'brain food' and I want you to do your best.
    I ended up getting the salad and getting a 2140 on the SAT. For those that don't know, that's really, really good.
    Actually, fat is a brain food.

    I kicked ass on my SATs 25 years ago, but that doesn't mean the food I ate (Carnation Instant Breakfast) was good for me.
    Durp.

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    Y'know, I don't think I ate breakfast before the SAT. Got a lowly 1400 (out of 1600, back then, only Verbal and Math.)
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    Friends commenting on how awesome this is:
    Artificial pancreas being developed to ease diabetes burden

    As awesome as putting a bandaid on a gushing carotid artery, sure!

    I love my friends...I want them to be healthy and live long lives. It frustrates me to know that they could be free of this bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onalark View Post
    Friends commenting on how awesome this is:
    Artificial pancreas being developed to ease diabetes burden

    As awesome as putting a bandaid on a gushing carotid artery, sure!

    I love my friends...I want them to be healthy and live long lives. It frustrates me to know that they could be free of this bullshit.

    Or i could y'know, not get diabetes in the first place. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nion View Post
    Or i could y'know, not get diabetes in the first place. lol
    Yeah, right!
    Durp.

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    I took my SAT recently and I didn't eat any breakfast before going. I was in starvation mode for the whole thing and I was very close to dying by the time I was done. My hand was shaking. My head was foggy the whole time and I couldn't think straight. "Oh, if only I had had Cheerios or something similar!"

    Oh wait. Actually I felt fine and I got a 2170. Didn't eat lunch either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aly View Post
    Science has proven that grains are a 'brain food'...
    [citation needed]

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    Quote Originally Posted by onalark View Post
    Friends commenting on how awesome this is:
    Artificial pancreas being developed to ease diabetes burden

    As awesome as putting a bandaid on a gushing carotid artery, sure!

    I love my friends...I want them to be healthy and live long lives. It frustrates me to know that they could be free of this bullshit.
    Sorry, but for the many people in my life that have type 1 diabetes, this new development makes me happy.
    Calm the f**k down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metismomma View Post
    Sorry, but for the many people in my life that have type 1 diabetes, this new development makes me happy.
    You and I totally agree in that case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nion View Post
    Or i could y'know, not get diabetes in the first place. lol
    The artificial pancreas sounds beyond awesome for people BORN with diabetes. It sucks that a ton of other people who could just lower their carbs and stop needing insulin will instead end up spending thousands and risking their lives.

    But it's a really really wonderful invention for people with type-I diabetes, injured pancreases, and the like.

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