Funny CW moments page 115

[naiadknight]

Haha... Okay I think they were trying to be funny with you there :P

To a certain extent she was, but she was serious about the joy of the food cancelling out any ill effects.

[onalark]

Mom: Do you want me to pick you up some pasta for when you get off the plane?
Me: No, I'm not eating wheat or bread products, I thought I told you that?
Mom: ...So do you want some pasta?

Yes. Mom. Yes. Oh, I love her, but...yeah.

This was more of a problem when I was vegan. "So do you eat fish?" "...." "No?"

Now it's: "I can make you biscuits and gravy!" "...." "...oh, right."

At least she's learning. I think low-carb is easier for her to grasp since she spent a short time on Atkins along with the rest of the country in the 90s.

(I did actually make biscuits and gravy last weekend, harnessing the power of coconut flour, almond flour, and arrowroot. They were tasty!)

[ksmonster]

This is way past when you posted this, but what shop? In NYC and always looking for good quality meat!

[RitaRose]

(I did actually make biscuits and gravy last weekend, harnessing the power of coconut flour, almond flour, and arrowroot. They were tasty!)

Oh! Where did you get the recipe???

One of the reasons I fell in love my The Boyfriend was his incredible biscuits and sausage gravy, and I've really been missing it!

[OperaDivaMom]

When I first told my MIL that I wasn't eating wheat anymore and didn't want DS to eat wheat either, she asked if he could have a piece of bread, since it was just made with white flour, not wheat. Um, what exactly do people think white flour is made of???

[naiadknight]

When I first told my MIL that I wasn't eating wheat anymore and didn't want DS to eat wheat either, she asked if he could have a piece of bread, since it was just made with white flour, not wheat. Um, what exactly do people think white flour is made of???

The nearest I can figure, unicorn farts and magic grains.

[Alex Good]

Don't unicorns fart orgasms for virgins?

[Ms.C]

RitaRose-very nice changes showing in new tiny profile picture!

[RitaRose]

RitaRose-very nice changes showing in new tiny profile picture!

Thanks!

[Paleobird]

RitaRose-very nice changes showing in new tiny profile picture!

Yes, it looks like your jaw line has become much more defined.