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    Quote Originally Posted by jennachica View Post
    BAHAHAHAH, awesome. But I must say, I'm positive that any white bread goes STRAIGHT to my hips and thighs ;p
    God if only. That'd actually be healthy and fertile making. White bread for me goes straight to the deadly visceral fat in my middle.

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    By the way the whole Jared-Subway lose weight thing was not an accident. Carefully crafted by Subways marketing people from the get go. They did not "discover" him and decide that it would be good marketing. All planned.

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    I like the Quizno's anti-Jared ad. Big photo of a stacked, meaty sub with the words "Nobody's getting skinny eating our subs."
    "Trust me, you will soon enter a magical land full of delicious steakflowers, with butterbacons fluttering around over the extremely rompable grass and hillsides."

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    My sister finds out she might be gluten sensitive.
    Me: I guess you'll have to go grain free.
    Sis: I can't do that.
    Me: Just do what I did and eat steak every day.
    Sis: Eww, I hate steak! (First wtf moment)
    Me: What about seafood?
    Sis: Eww, no.
    Me: Well at least you have eggs.
    Sis: I hate eggs!
    Me: You little liar! You love scrambled eggs!
    Mom (cutting in): Apparently she doesn't anymore.
    Me: What the hell's wrong with her!?
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    My friend is currently in the hospital for cystic fibrosis issues, she also has diabetes and a condition where she cannot digest "fats" very well...she just facebooked a picture of a bouquet of "flowers" she got...all flower-shaped lollipops! Pure sugar on a stick!

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    We were making fried pork chops and cabbage for dinner and I ask my sister if she wants any (just in case) and she turns them down. So, I go to the freezer for ice and my sister sees corn dogs (my aunt's) and goes, "OOOOH, I'll just have one of those!" She caught me shaking my head in disbelief and I make myself say that the freezer was packed and it's to hard to get to the ice trays.

    I'm totally judging my sister's choices, and she knows it.


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    Just overheard.
    Woman: " My 3 year old just had her first doughnut, first solid food, she prefers baby food wont eat anything else"
    Man: " You must be so proud"
    Woman:" Yes! she is costing us a fortune in baby food, she did once eat roast beef but she stopped"

    and i die i little inside
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    Quote Originally Posted by quelsen View Post
    Just overheard.
    Woman: " My 3 year old just had her first doughnut, first solid food, she prefers baby food wont eat anything else"
    Man: " You must be so proud"
    Woman:" Yes! she is costing us a fortune in baby food, she did once eat roast beef but she stopped"

    and i die i little inside

    That kid is gonna have no teeth and diabetes by 5 :<
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    Oh, that poor baby needs GAPS so bad. I imagine there are a lot of other neurological & digestive signs co-existing, but being treated as totally separate problems.
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    My breakfast this morning got TWO exact responses....Here was what I was cookin' up:
    Sausage patties
    Hard boiled egg
    Asparagus with butter!

    The response from two coworkers I got, in two separate rooms (the kitchen and office space), was "Asparagus for breakfast?!?" Like a OMG, what blasphemy!

    Meanwhile, the office is having a "goodie day" with lots of donuts, bagels, cakes...etc....

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