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    Like 5-6 vegans/veggies i know have asked me 'Omg what kind of diet are you doing, you look awesome!' sort of thing.
    I'm taking special glee in telling them how much dead animal i eat
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    We had an ice cream social at work today. I went to be social-- didn't eat anything (which was fine, I had lunch a couple of hours before and am not the least bit hungry). People were cool, but when asked I said that I don't eat sugar and they pointed out there was frozen yogurt. Mmmm, no thanks, I can be social without the sugar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy Caveman View Post
    Maybe it's possible to beat diabetes by consuming inhuman amounts of sugar. Kind of like beating aquaphobia by jumping off a boat into the middle of the ocean.
    Let's use my husband as the guinea pig for that theory.
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    This is from a long time ago:


    Coworker: I've decided to get healthy, so I bought some an olive oil supplement. They were úlots for <not many>
    Me: That sounds expensive. Why not just add a tablespoon of olive oil to a meal?
    Coworker: <blank look>. These are supplements. From the health food shop.
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    When I started dating my boyfriend about a year and a half ago, my standard dinner was a plate of Dreamfields drowned in melted margarine, then covered in freshly grated Parmesan. Yeah, it tasted good, but I never could figure out why my weight didn't go down with such a "healthy" dinner.

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    "I don't eat eggs, because they're a chicken's period."


    It's sorta fun to have a crazy pro-vegan sister to poke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jandge View Post
    "I don't eat eggs, because they're a chicken's period."


    It's sorta fun to have a crazy pro-vegan sister to poke.
    Put human period in her pasta sauce some time for kicks. Then tell her.
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    While out with hubby to a steakhouse for dinner tonight, the server placed the usual breadbasket on the table. We said no thanks, to which he replied "wow, I've never heard anyone say that before"...so I replied "I'm gluten free". So dinner progressed, and I ordered grilled vegetables in place of the potato or rice. The steak arrived with the side of grilled zucchini and peppers, along with a large pile of obviously breaded and deep fried onion crisps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandge View Post
    "I don't eat eggs, because they're a chicken's period."


    It's sorta fun to have a crazy pro-vegan sister to poke.
    that's hilarious to me, i almost wish i had a vegan sister for the fun of torturing her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    Put human period in her pasta sauce some time for kicks. Then tell her.
    Nah, I'll just let her eat a shit load of pasta and then let her complain all night about her stomach pains from bloating.


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