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    Quote Originally Posted by Silky View Post
    What the bleep is "resistant starch"?
    Wallpaper paste

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silky View Post
    saw this on not always right today. Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes Not The Most Well-Red Of Customers

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    (I’m taking a to-go order over the phone. The customer is ordering a couple of well done steaks.)

    Customer: “Okay. On those steaks, I want them to be cut through all the way to the bone on both sides. I want to make sure that they are cooked all the way through. There can’t be any pink.”

    Me: “Okay.”

    Customer: “Make sure they do that. They didn’t do that last time.”

    Me: “Okay, I will tell them.”

    Customer: “The reason I need them cut like that is to make sure they’re cooked all the way through. My doctor told me not to eat red meat.”. "

    If that happened to me i would probably just hand off the phone to someone while i went to go scream.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PatrickF View Post
    Wallpaper paste
    Sounds yummy! Do they serve fries with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nion View Post
    If that happened to me i would probably just hand off the phone to someone while i went to go scream.
    be careful reading the rest of the site, there's fresh stupidity every day!
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    Well, that's one way of being Primal and not quite lying to your doctor. "No, doc, I swear, I didn't eat any *RED* meat... I ate plenty of pink, beige, and brown meat, though."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silky View Post
    be careful reading the rest of the site, there's fresh stupidity every day!
    I love it, but it reminds me of my CSR days lol
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    I've got no freakin' idea. They barely even elaborate on what they're talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silky View Post
    What the bleep is "resistant starch"?
    I've got no freakin' idea. They barely even elaborate on what they're talking about.

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    My local library tends to post a month's worth of events at one time on Facebook. Yes, I "friended" my library.

    Anyway...

    Last month they posted an event called "Donuts with Dad", immediately followed by a post advertising an event called "How To Turn Your Body Into a Fat Burning Machine". Really?
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    Now someone on another friends FB post is arguing with me that Canola oil is healthier than butter because the MayoClinic.com says so, and therefore is must be true. I suppose if the MayoClinic said that consuming battery fluid was healthy he would believe that too.

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