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    Quote Originally Posted by MamaGrok View Post
    Speaking of bucking conventional wisdom, my One Rule is the longer I do the same things with the same person, and work more on what's going on between us outside the bedroom, the less it's about technique and the more intimate, spiritual, satisfying, and mind-blowing it becomes.
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    So today I got told by a friend that does medicine that PB will put me in a coma. MAN I look forward to that day.

    Also apparently "following a caveman diet is really idiotic". Lets be honest, it has to be taken with a pinch of salt, and maybe actually reading in to the subject would be better than making assumptions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarah1990 View Post
    So today I got told by a friend that does medicine that PB will put me in a coma. MAN I look forward to that day.

    Also apparently "following a caveman diet is really idiotic". Lets be honest, it has to be taken with a pinch of salt, and maybe actually reading in to the subject would be better than making assumptions.
    Maybe a BACON coma.
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    Not a full-blown coma, but the smell of bacon cooking can put me into a swoon.

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    mmmm bacon

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    Read a serious *headdesk* moment today on someone's FB who was explaining how she is losing weight so fast by being Vegan.

    "Basically, I don't eat any animal products, fast food, or sugar. I don't drink soda, or anything, Tea's ok but no sugar. Mostly Water. A normal day I eat a banana for breakfast, a slice of watermelon for lunch & a salad with no dressing for dinner. With about 8 cups of water. I also take oxy elite pro and a multivitamin, and work out at least once a day, and walk to the park at least once a day."

    She is trying to lose 65 pounds by August.

    I didn't even know what to say. I feel sorry for her muscles. *cry*
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    If she lives until august.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JanuaryEmber View Post
    losing weight so fast by being Vegan.
    Just a banana, a slice of watermelon, and a salad with no dressing? That's not losing weight by being vegan, that's losing weight by being anorexic. Yow.
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    Not a funny but rather kind of sad moment.
    A couple times a month I volunteer at a food bank for indigent people with HIV/AIDS. Some of the food is good, nutritious food (meat, fresh vegetables, fruit), the rest, eh not so much.
    So a woman in her early 40s comes in and she's sick. The clients are given their choice of so many meat items, fresh vegetables, canned vegetables, etc. She wants to change her choices up because she's sick, the director obliges. She ends up with a huge bag of oranges, a few cans of soup, a dozen cans of frozen juice (pure sugar) and some instant oatmeal (more pure sugar). Not one ounce of protein apart from what was in the cans of soup. I wanted so desperately to tell her that her body needed protein and vegetables, that the sugar would do nothing but continue to compromise her immune system. I almost cried as she bagged her groceries and left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karate Lisa View Post
    Not a funny but rather kind of sad moment.
    A couple times a month I volunteer at a food bank for indigent people with HIV/AIDS. Some of the food is good, nutritious food (meat, fresh vegetables, fruit), the rest, eh not so much.
    So a woman in her early 40s comes in and she's sick. The clients are given their choice of so many meat items, fresh vegetables, canned vegetables, etc. She wants to change her choices up because she's sick, the director obliges. She ends up with a huge bag of oranges, a few cans of soup, a dozen cans of frozen juice (pure sugar) and some instant oatmeal (more pure sugar). Not one ounce of protein apart from what was in the cans of soup. I wanted so desperately to tell her that her body needed protein and vegetables, that the sugar would do nothing but continue to compromise her immune system. I almost cried as she bagged her groceries and left.
    It does hurt to see doesnt it
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