Once upon a time in a very cold winter ("feels like" was ~20F below zero). Advisories were to not go out unless you had to.
Me (talking to a nearby drugstore that delivered): Hi, do you deliver cigarettes?
Her: Only if it's in addition to medicine.
Me: Does it have to be prescription?
Me: Cool. Could you deliver a bottle of Robitussen and a carton of Marlboros to....?