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    So when you google "how to field dress a unicorn," there are 153,000 hits. Here's one that's pretty funny:

    http://www.rainbowsandunicorns.com/f...-a-unicorn.php

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    Actually if you lacto-ferment raw unicorn you get so much more out of it. It releases the happiness without infesting the meat with carcinogenic rainbows that occur from cooking.

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    Is anyone else into getting high of unicorn farts? I only sniff the fresh ones - none of that synthetic freeze dried stuff full of chemicals.

    Man o man, you won't believe how freekin awesome you feel on a unicorn fart! I mean it's all natural right - so definitely paleo!

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    I just say No to unicorn fart. I just realized Unicorn has CORN in the name. Is it still Paleo, or does it need to be part of a cheat meal instead?

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    If it's GMO corn then I wouldn't touch it anyway
    "You can either spend your time & money on being sick, or you can spend your time & money on being healthy"

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    Unicorns make the best mayonnaise too...

    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    If unicorn isn't paleo, does this mean I have to stop eating corn snakes too?
    You know all those pictures of Adam and Eve where they have belly button? Think about it..................... take as long as you need........................

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    Tribal only if they are GMO uniCORN snacks

    cori I PMSL at your sig and I agree with the Kooks 0%
    "You can either spend your time & money on being sick, or you can spend your time & money on being healthy"

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    I'm just curious -- is canned unicorn paleo?


    ThinkGeek :: Canned Unicorn Meat

    I've always wondered. Also, I've been eating ten cans of unicorn meat every day, on top of my unicorn-butter coffee. Why am I not losing weight????

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    oh memories...

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