it's not a panacea, folks page 8

[JoanieL]

So when you google "how to field dress a unicorn," there are 153,000 hits. Here's one that's pretty funny:

http://www.rainbowsandunicorns.com/f...-a-unicorn.php

[Neckhammer]

Actually if you lacto-ferment raw unicorn you get so much more out of it. It releases the happiness without infesting the meat with carcinogenic rainbows that occur from cooking.

[Silky]

Is anyone else into getting high of unicorn farts? I only sniff the fresh ones - none of that synthetic freeze dried stuff full of chemicals.

Man o man, you won't believe how freekin awesome you feel on a unicorn fart! I mean it's all natural right - so definitely paleo!

[workinprogress]

I just say No to unicorn fart. I just realized Unicorn has CORN in the name. Is it still Paleo, or does it need to be part of a cheat meal instead?

[Ethereal]

If it's GMO corn then I wouldn't touch it anyway

[cori93437]

Unicorns make the best mayonnaise too...

[Tribal Rob]

If unicorn isn't paleo, does this mean I have to stop eating corn snakes too?

[Ethereal]

Tribal only if they are GMO uniCORN snacks

cori I PMSL at your sig and I agree with the Kooks 0%

[onalark]

I'm just curious -- is canned unicorn paleo?


ThinkGeek :: Canned Unicorn Meat

I've always wondered. Also, I've been eating ten cans of unicorn meat every day, on top of my unicorn-butter coffee. Why am I not losing weight????

[amberlee]

oh memories...