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Thread: it's not a panacea, folks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Sisson View Post
    That's funny someone mentioned unicorn protein. I'm actually in the process of updating the formulation of my meal replacement and have decided to use unicorn protein. It along with the other PB lifestyle behaviors will keep you alive until you're 200 years old. Guaranteed.
    Waaaay late to the game but YES - best comment ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MmmFat View Post
    This handy unicorn slaughtering chart may help those of you fortunate enough to catch and kill your own:
    Aaaaand 2nd best comment ever!!!

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    so wait. If I'm only 5'7 I won't grow with the PB? I want my money back!!!!!!!1!!!one!!!!!

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    For those who don't fancy hunting their own

    unicorns..JPG

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    Quote Originally Posted by lil_earthmomma View Post
    WHAT?!? Then you're just not doing it right. A diet of 99% fat and unicorn protein will fix EVERYTHING that ails you.
    Stock up on unicorn meat now!

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-meat.shtml

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Nono. You don't fry a pixie. You eat it raw or quickly blanched, like grosshoppers. me, I like my unicorn steak with a side of griffin milk butter and Pegasus hot wings.
    I thought everyone liked their pixie, unicorn, Pegasus hot wings, and griffin milk butter cooked the same way.

    Poached.

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    good bump
    "Carbs are the victim, not the crime" - ChocoTaco

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    I agree this is a good bump, what a giggle. I guess there will always be people who look for any excuse to quit. Loads of people out there actually like being sick and having things wrong with them and what they love even more is saying that they have tried 'everything'. Argggghhhh I hate that saying!
    "You can either spend your time & money on being sick, or you can spend your time & money on being healthy"

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    Get ow my fores' and leave me bloody unicorns alone
    *mutters into beard*Bloody paleo muggles comin in ere stealing my unicorns jus' cos bloody Mark Sissons say's they cure all ills, well only for bloody wizzards, next time I'll set Fang on 'em.
    You know all those pictures of Adam and Eve where they have belly button? Think about it..................... take as long as you need........................

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    So when you field dress a Unicorn, do you have to deglitter them? If you end up leaving some glitter on the meat will it add to the flavor or ruin it? Also should I dry age the meat, make bacon, or sausage? I'm not sure about how to process it, so any of you Unicorn hunters out there, I need help.

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