Oh That Boss of Mine...
Today my plump boss told me she's on a diet. But unlike me, she's gonna loose weight the healthy way.
So she sat down at her desk, ready to eat breakfast. She had two different Kashi granola bars, an orange, and a banana. She asked me what I had for breakfast and when I said "well, I don't eat breakfast all the time but today I had a couple strips of bacon" she said, "Oh you have to eat breakfast every single day or else you'll get fat. But oh boy, men are so lucky. They eat anything and loose weight." Not true, I've been a man for quite some time now and not until I found PB did I loose a single pound in my 10 years of trying to loose weight.
So anywho, she sits there and adds up the calories in her two Kashi bars, orange, and banana and says, "Oh darn... I'm gonna need more. See... I need to eat 500 calories for breakfast to stay on track. This is all good, I've got my good carbs, lots of fiber, and potassium."
I just smile and nod. At least she's trying...
::UPDATE:: I just saw what she brought in for lunch. A microwave diet pasta meal. Only 250 calories! (with 48g carbs and 940 sodium)
March 1st 2010: 293lbs | Feb 14th 2012: 199 lbs. | Goal: 210 lbs (Met 5/16/2011)
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