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    What is the fastest way to tighten loose skin?

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    Hello!

    I've dropped about 85 pounds in the last 7 months and am now left with some floppity skin. It isn't a shocking amount, but I'd like to show off my new physique this summer and need a way to tighten up my skin so that I can bang a lot of chicks

    Could someone please recommend a good cream or technique for me to use?

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    Fastest way? Have it removed.

    Chicks dig scars, too.

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    There are massage therapists that believe increasing the blood flow to an area helps heal it. But there's no magic except the cutting. From your post, I assume you're fairly young (apologies if I'm incorrect), so it will most likely heal itself over time.
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    you could try palmer's body butter & bio oil. Also I believe there's still tiny bits of fat left in hangy skin and that's why it hasn't shriveled up, but that's just me being hard on myself.
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    patience, eat lots of collagen, pray, sacrifice 35 year old virgins to tom cruise
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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    patience, eat lots of collagen, pray, sacrifice 35 year old virgins to tom cruise
    AHahahaha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    patience, eat lots of collagen, pray, sacrifice 35 year old virgins to tom cruise
    Don't have any, don't like it, don't do it, don't want to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nigel View Post
    Don't have any, don't like it, don't do it, don't want to.
    well you're no fun
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    If I could FIND any 35 year old virgins to sacrifice.......

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    Follow the deep manly cries of 'MOM WHERE ARE MY HOT POCKETS'
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