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    Dieting

    I've been on a new diet for almost 18 hours now and I haven't lost any weight yet!
    Female, age 51, 5' 9"
    SW - 183 (Jan 22, 2012), CW - 159, GW - healthy.

    Met my 2012 goals by losing 24 pounds.
    2013 goals are to get fit and strong!

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    add more fat

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojohaligo View Post
    I've been on a new diet for almost 18 hours now and I haven't lost any weight yet!
    Seriously ???
    Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Orannhawk View Post
    Seriously ???
    I'm thinking that was some sarcasm.

    (hoping?)

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    Must be a diet for maintenance and status quo then...

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    Troll in the girls bathroom! Don't feed it! That should help it lose weight.

    BWAHAHAHA. Funny.
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    Female, age 51, 5' 9"
    SW - 183 (Jan 22, 2012), CW - 159, GW - healthy.

    Met my 2012 goals by losing 24 pounds.
    2013 goals are to get fit and strong!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojohaligo View Post
    I've been on a new diet for almost 18 hours now and I haven't lost any weight yet!
    well OBBBBviously you aren't actually DOOOing the diet right, i mean my gosh did you even read the book?!

    it clearly states that if you do it right you'll lose 50 lbs in 2 hours
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Bork Bork View Post
    Troll in the girls bathroom! Don't feed it! That should help it lose weight.

    BWAHAHAHA. Funny.


    Perhaps those troll bogeys have some magical weight loss properties that need to be researched here on MDA...
    I can see it now, the Primal Troll Bogeys Diet/hack... it works better if you eat it cold.
    A magical 1.8lbs every 18hours.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    That is odd. I have been fasting for the last hour and only thinking about potatoes and my pants are feeling waaaaay loose. Of course, I did dip my junk in iodine, take two doses of awesomtonium, and spent all night dreaming about hacks so I figure I am halfway to my goal weight already.

    edit: and yes, I am sure OP is joking. Well played.

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