This was my thought as well. Friendly Mr./Ms. Postperson notices a new address, opens the box to see if there is one of those new resident cards inside and boom covered in dye and anti-freeze, which I am pretty sure is poison btw.
Originally Posted by Sabine
As ken stated, this may be a felony.
That said, old me (new me is a much nicer guy courtesy of a resolution I wont keep) thinks that if the thief gets hit this will be awesome.
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