I've discovered the joy of the original Conan stories by Robert E. Howard. Not really life changing, but, I never thought I would like what is essentially hilarious, violent porn from the 1930's so much. I mean, come on: a spacefaring elephant man that flew on lightspeed-wings to Earth. A woman that has sex with Conan on the blood-splashed deck of her pirate ship, in front of her entire crew. A jeweled city filled with murderous Aztecs, surrounded by dinosaurs/dragons. What. is not. to love.
From Red Nails - "You sulky slut!"
My new favorite quote from literature.