Grope Boobs for the Health of It! page

[naiadknight]

Apparently, if you apply compression to breasts ala squeezing or groping, malignant cells are trained back into healthy growth patterns.
(Pardon the crappy source, still hunting for a more credible one.)

[DinoHunter]

Healthy?... that depends on who's breast your groping

[ssn679doc]

Therapeutic massage..... I like it!

[RichMahogany]

Thanks for the great news and citation. It's a Festivus miracle!

[not on the rug]

i can't wait to tell my wife

[ryanmercer]

Hrmm, I'm going to have to start an alternative therapy business...

[Finnegans Wake]

I'm here to help...

[StephenHLi]

Here I feel is another instance where movement, flow, and circulation are keys to health. If an abnormal or negative element is left inattentive, it will fester and continue its chaotic ways until the havoc is all too consuming.

[RaeVynn]

I forwarded that article to my husband.

He said he's going to open a cancer prevention office...

[also, he got that big cheesy grin I was expecting]

[SarahW]

I should forward this to my husband. Or, maybe not, I already get groped often enough during the day.

But, my husband did some groping a few days ago when I was about 2 hours out from the full-blown attack of the Pinkos, and now he is worried that I have breast cancer. No, honey, those are called hormones. You'd think after 7 years of marriage he would start figuring that one out.

I always wondered why men are so fascinated with breasts. Maybe this the answer? Cro-Magnen figured out that squeezing those things made pretty girls live longer? Makes more sense to me than anything Freud had to say about it....