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    Damnit roomie, I don't care...

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    That you got a special pack of "holiday flavored" sodas.

    When was the last time you noticed me with a soda in my hand?

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    Give him a bottle of the Jones turkey & gravy soda. See what he thinks of the stuff then. xP
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Bork Bork View Post
    Give him a bottle of the Jones turkey & gravy soda. See what he thinks of the stuff then. xP
    Lately he's been really inconsiderate. He's been shoving his CW diet in my face. He KNOWS how I eat dagnabbit!

    "Mmmmmmmmmmmm! This mac and cheese is the BEST! You'd have to be CRAZY not to eat food like this!" Dude, just. Shut. Up.

    And today he spent a good thirty minutes trying to convince me I'm missing out by not drinking his "holiday flavored" sodas. "It's the holidays! Eat holiday food!" Ok, but "holiday flavored" sodas are NOT food. "Oh come on... It's called moderation!" Yep, but you have to draw the line somewhere. "But...!" Look, alcohol may fit into my twenty percent, and even then, it's in small doses. But soda will never fit. End of discussion. "I can't believe you won't drink soda. You're absolutely weird."

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    Like I said, get him the Jones turkey & gravy flavor for Christmas. Let him know that's what soda tastes like to you (like puke, lol)
    Jones Soday Holiday Soda 5- Pack (2005): Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food


    What holiday soda did he get?
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    Just offer him a nice tall glass of "SHUT THE HELL UP", maybe with a side of "PISS OFF'!!!! Just my two pesos:-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoccerGrok View Post
    Just offer him a nice tall glass of "SHUT THE HELL UP", maybe with a side of "PISS OFF'!!!! Just my two pesos:-)
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Bork Bork View Post
    Give him a bottle of the Jones turkey & gravy soda. See what he thinks of the stuff then. xP
    You read my mind. I was about to suggest the notorious gravy soda too.
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    I get this all the time at work with the lads in my office eating all sorts of junk..I just laugh at them

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    Go buy a really nice steak, grill it, and eat it and when he brags about his mac and cheese, laugh.

    FWIW, I know of no more disappointing and overrated food than 90% of the Mac & Cheese renditions out there. It was probably bland and either greasy, overly creamy or dry. It's a waste of cheese.

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