Give him a bottle of the Jones turkey & gravy soda. See what he thinks of the stuff then. xP
That you got a special pack of "holiday flavored" sodas.
When was the last time you noticed me with a soda in my hand?
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm! This mac and cheese is the BEST! You'd have to be CRAZY not to eat food like this!" Dude, just. Shut. Up.
And today he spent a good thirty minutes trying to convince me I'm missing out by not drinking his "holiday flavored" sodas. "It's the holidays! Eat holiday food!" Ok, but "holiday flavored" sodas are NOT food. "Oh come on... It's called moderation!" Yep, but you have to draw the line somewhere. "But...!" Look, alcohol may fit into my twenty percent, and even then, it's in small doses. But soda will never fit. End of discussion. "I can't believe you won't drink soda. You're absolutely weird."
Like I said, get him the Jones turkey & gravy flavor for Christmas. Let him know that's what soda tastes like to you (like puke, lol)
Jones Soday Holiday Soda 5- Pack (2005): Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food
What holiday soda did he get?
Just offer him a nice tall glass of "SHUT THE HELL UP", maybe with a side of "PISS OFF'!!!! Just my two pesos:-)
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I get this all the time at work with the lads in my office eating all sorts of junk..I just laugh at them
Go buy a really nice steak, grill it, and eat it and when he brags about his mac and cheese, laugh.
FWIW, I know of no more disappointing and overrated food than 90% of the Mac & Cheese renditions out there. It was probably bland and either greasy, overly creamy or dry. It's a waste of cheese.
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