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    Are there any small game critters on your land? Rabbits can be snaired, .22 rimfires cost next to nothing for a serviceable one and you could harvest squirrels or rabbits. Find yourself a neighboor with a rimfire and talk them into taking you rabbit or squirrel hunting if that is legal in you area. Deer have been poached with .22s for ages, not that i would suggest such a thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knifegill View Post
    Yeah, man. I told him to give me the whole thing. He hunts deer, too, and will give me the liver and heart and kidneys next time he gets one.
    That sounds like a kind man...as my father always told me growin up, "guts are good"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knifegill View Post
    I just turned 30 and my wife won't let me even try to reproduce with her unless there's money in the bank. I could drop dead any day, never having reproduced. And celibacy is crap. How many years am I supposed to live like a monk? If I waste my money trying to do things the right way, I'll never have a family. Is that what you want? Nobody would want that for anybody. So if I can eat that deer, I'm going to. I don't have a whole lot of options otherwise.
    You could spend the money on condoms.

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    Where does the neighbor get his beaver? I mean the critter? Does he have a pond, or creek or something? Some place you can fish? Back to the deer thing, I would definitely check to see if you can get on a list for road kill. I think my state gives it to the Food Pantry, I think.
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    You could spend the money on condoms.
    They just expire. She doesn't trust them, and they make the act more of a chore than an experience. Neither of us like 'em.

    Where's does the neighbor get his beaver? I mean the critter? Does he have a pond, or creek or something? Some place you can fish? Back to the deer thing, I would definitely check to see if you can get on a list for road kill. I think my state gives it to the Food Pantry, I think.
    I mean the critter. Hah.
    Yeah, we're all swampy here.
    There's no reason to get on a roadkill list. We share a car, I work nights, and the answer - should they call - would always be ,"I can't make it.". When she's at work, I'm stuck here with no car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knifegill View Post
    They just expire.
    mouths and hands are still sexually optionable
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Not to be insensitive, but just from this post I can see that you have a home with a yard, a computer and an internet connection. That ain't poverty in my book.
    It amazes me how often I see stories on the news about people that cannot afford to feed their kids, but I can see the dish network setup, a laptop, a Wii, a fairly new car in the driveway, and mom's nails are always done.

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    KG, I sense a bit of frustration my friend.

    I don't think anyone knew of your situation.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    i also wanted to throw in you could get a free or cheap pair of rabbits to breed for meat. learn how to prepare the skin or sell it to someone else for cash
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Here's the MANLIEST WAY:

    1) Wait with a knife near a bait pile.
    2) When the deer comes to eat, sneak up and fish-hook the deer's asshole, thus preventing escape, then quickly reach around and cut its throat.

    Venison is served...
    You're welcome.
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