Deer in my yard. No weapons. How to eat them? page 7

[PrimalJewishAmericanPrincess]

Just in case anyone didn't catch it, I was of course joking about ricin. Is anyone actually taking this thread seriously? Lol

Of course you were. But some die-hard, do-everything to be "Grok", douche is going to give it a shot. Wait and see.

[bloodorchid]

Of course you were. But some die-hard, do-everything to be "Grok", douche is going to give it a shot. Wait and see.

exactly

i've known enough dumbasses in my life i wouldn't be surprised. at all.

[Chris_H]

Would you shoot this mule?

It would be a fair bit tougher than a two pointer but yes, i would....grey ghosts haunt my dreams

[gopintos]

Just in case anyone didn't catch it, I was of course joking about ricin. Is anyone actually taking this thread seriously? Lol

I was just kidding also, about the car.. and the beer.... but the duct tape? hmmmmm You can do lots of stuff with duct tape. And it comes in camouflaged, so he will never see it coming....

[Scott F]

It would be a fair bit tougher than a two pointer but yes, i would....grey ghosts haunt my dreams

My wife would kill you if shot that mule. She laid claim to that mule.....drawing of mine.

[Chris_H]

My wife would kill you if shot that mule. She laid claim to that mule.....drawing of mine.

You're a talented artist. Get her out there and harvest that mulie

[Knifegill]

I live on five acres with several neighbors hidden behind trees (leaves have dropped, we can see each others' houses for now). Three acres are forest, the other two are ours to play with. These three deer have been eating our compost for a few weeks now and are regular visitors. Looks like a large female and two younger deer. I don't speak hunting, guns or seasons. We just bought a freezer and are looking to fill it. My neighbor says he'll give me a beaver if he kills it. It's poverty 101. See food, eat food. All you richy-rich people talking about spending rent money to buy grass-fed meat, guns, licenses, education and ammo haven't ever had to think things through that far, I guess. It's cute to spout laws and regulations, too. And for the wealthy with too much free time and the insatiable urge to just kill stuff for fun, those regulations have a real purpose. But for genuine humans with no silver spoon in their mouths, there's this cold, hard reality. I just turned 30 and my wife won't let me even try to reproduce with her unless there's money in the bank. I could drop dead any day, never having reproduced. And celibacy is crap. How many years am I supposed to live like a monk? If I waste my money trying to do things the right way, I'll never have a family. Is that what you want? Nobody would want that for anybody. So if I can eat that deer, I'm going to. I don't have a whole lot of options otherwise.

[Scott F]

You're a talented artist. Get her out there and harvest that mulie

thanks...ah she don't like eating much deer but she likes to get out on a hunt and check the cameras.

[Scott F]

I live on five acres with several neighbors hidden behind trees (leaves have dropped, we can see each others' houses for now). Three acres are forest, the other two are ours to play with. These three deer have been eating our compost for a few weeks now and are regular visitors. Looks like a large female and two younger deer. I don't speak hunting, guns or seasons. We just bought a freezer and are looking to fill it. My neighbor says he'll give me a beaver if he kills it. It's poverty 101. See food, eat food. All you richy-rich people talking about spending rent money to buy grass-fed meat, guns, licenses, education and ammo haven't ever had to think things through that far, I guess. It's cute to spout laws and regulations, too. And for the wealthy with too much free time and the insatiable urge to just kill stuff for fun, those regulations have a real purpose. But for genuine humans with no silver spoon in their mouths, there's this cold, hard reality. I just turned 30 and my wife won't let me even try to reproduce with her unless there's money in the bank. I could drop dead any day, never having reproduced. And celibacy is crap. How many years am I supposed to live like a monk? If I waste my money trying to do things the right way, I'll never have a family. Is that what you want? Nobody would want that for anybody. So if I can eat that deer, I'm going to. I don't have a whole lot of options otherwise.

make sure he doesn't discard the beaver tail. Seriously, there's a lot of rich fat inside it.

[Knifegill]

Yeah, man. I told him to give me the whole thing. He hunts deer, too, and will give me the liver and heart and kidneys next time he gets one.