Yup. It's gross, it's a little inappropriate, but we're all strangers here!

It has never really bothered me but my boyfriend thinks something is wrong, so I would like to ask my favorite, most-knowledgeable community.

I was hoping that the Primal lifestyle would fix this "problem" when I started a year ago, but it has not changed. Whether I eat the SAD diet or Primal, I only poop once a week.

According to Practical Paleo, it looks a-ok, it's just infrequent.

What do you guys think? Should I see one of those awful conventional wisdom doctors?
Am I missing something in my diet?
Or is this just how my body is programmed and shouldn't worry about it?

Anyone else's body follow this type of pattern?

Sorry if this is too inappropriate for the internet.