So, I was browsing Reddit earlier today and came across this article:

Paleo/Primal Opinion - Boise Fitness Factory

This part actually made me LOL in its infinite ridiculousness:

"First of all, our bodies attack bacon (i.e. one of the main “animal fats” paleo/primal enthusiasts endorse) as a virus. That’s right…our bodies attack pork as a virus because of how crappy of a food source it is (ever seen what pigs eat? they are what they eat…so are we…). How is a natural immune response/immune system attack from our bodies ever validated/justified?"