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Reply With QuoteCC - how are things with you, Mr Crabbs and all the little crabbies ??????
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Oh. My. Sides. Hurt!!!Originally Posted by NZ primal Gwamma
I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC
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CC - how are things with you, Mr Crabbs and all the little crabbies ??????
"never let the truth get in the way of a good story "
...small steps....
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Come on over to my place, here: www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread60512.html and I will tell you!
I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC
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Is that what those buggers are called. I wonder if the store carries a pesticide that I can buy. I seem to have an infestation.
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Q: What is the difference between a women's track team and a band of pygmies.
A: The band of pygmies is a bunch of cunning little runts.
Our body is our subconscious mind, and anybody who thinks that their conscious mind is running the show is seriously mistaken. In fact the conscious mind just may be the most narcissistic entity in the universe, it thinks it's running the show. It's not.
~ Nora Gegaudas
"Everything can be taken from a man but one thing... -- to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way." ~Vicktor Frankl
And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.
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Cori - you are a naughty naughty girl - and I will have to add that to my naughty book !!!!!!! LOL
"never let the truth get in the way of a good story "
...small steps....
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Cori, I love that joke. It reminds me of...
What is the difference between a flounder and a lawyer?
One is scum-sucking bottom feeder. The other is a fish.
"Corn syrup is everywhere; check your pockets."
"Stop this brownie talk, you devils!" - Sabine
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I still haven't learned all the mnemonics used here. Try mine.
Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texing codes:
* ATD- At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL- Living on Lipitor
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT- Texting on Toilet
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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And what is the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?Q: What is the difference between a women's track team and a band of pygmies.
A: The band of pygmies is a bunch of cunning little runts.
That's easy. A rooster clucks defiant!
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too much - gwamma can't take too much more of this.................. althou I do have a father and a brother who are Lawyers, but they are LOVELY !!!!!!!!! cos Gwamma said so !!!!!
Crypt thats is just hilarious. I have got to make up some of these....................texting in the toilet - that is just wrong !!!!!!!!The commode - fine, but the toilet - tsk
"never let the truth get in the way of a good story "
...small steps....
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