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    what is a calorie ??????
    calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe @ night and sew your clothes tighter.
    My closet is infested with the little buggars !!!!!
    Oh. My. Sides. Hurt!!!
    I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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    CC - how are things with you, Mr Crabbs and all the little crabbies ??????
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
    CC - how are things with you, Mr Crabbs and all the little crabbies ??????
    Come on over to my place, here: www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread60512.html and I will tell you!
    I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
    what is a calorie ??????
    calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe @ night and sew your clothes tighter.
    My closet is infested with the little buggars !!!!!
    Is that what those buggers are called. I wonder if the store carries a pesticide that I can buy. I seem to have an infestation.

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    Q: What is the difference between a women's track team and a band of pygmies.
    A: The band of pygmies is a bunch of cunning little runts.


    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    Cori - you are a naughty naughty girl - and I will have to add that to my naughty book !!!!!!! LOL
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    Cori, I love that joke. It reminds me of...

    What is the difference between a flounder and a lawyer?

    One is scum-sucking bottom feeder. The other is a fish.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    I still haven't learned all the mnemonics used here. Try mine.


    Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texing codes:

    * ATD- At the Doctor's

    * BFF - Best Friends Funeral

    * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

    * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

    * CBM- Covered by Medicare

    * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

    * DWI- Driving While Incontinent

    * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

    * GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    * GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    * HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

    * LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

    * LOL- Living on Lipitor

    * OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

    * TOT- Texting on Toilet

    * WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?


    Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Q: What is the difference between a women's track team and a band of pygmies.
    A: The band of pygmies is a bunch of cunning little runts.


    And what is the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

    That's easy. A rooster clucks defiant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Cori, I love that joke. It reminds me of...

    What is the difference between a flounder and a lawyer?

    One is scum-sucking bottom feeder. The other is a fish.
    too much - gwamma can't take too much more of this.................. althou I do have a father and a brother who are Lawyers, but they are LOVELY !!!!!!!!! cos Gwamma said so !!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptocode View Post
    I still haven't learned all the mnemonics used here. Try mine.


    Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texing codes:

    * ATD- At the Doctor's

    * BFF - Best Friends Funeral

    * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

    * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

    * CBM- Covered by Medicare

    * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

    * DWI- Driving While Incontinent

    * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

    * GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    * GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    * HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

    * LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

    * LOL- Living on Lipitor

    * OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

    * TOT- Texting on Toilet

    * WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?


    Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

    Crypt thats is just hilarious. I have got to make up some of these....................texting in the toilet - that is just wrong !!!!!!!!The commode - fine, but the toilet - tsk
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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