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Reply With Quotethis would have to be one of the cleverest songs on record..................
Woman Singing All of the Things a Mom Would Say in 24 Hours - YouTube
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The Foster Brooks video reminded me of this one:
I used to love watching the Dean Martin show just to watch him crack up on the set. And yes, I know that I'm old, don't rub it in.
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this would have to be one of the cleverest songs on record..................
Woman Singing All of the Things a Mom Would Say in 24 Hours - YouTube
"never let the truth get in the way of a good story "
...small steps....
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I'm not rubbing anything in - I grew up watching Carol Burnett, and I couldn't get enough of them cracking themselves up!! I turned off our regular TV reception back in 2001, and my kids are watching tons of oldies on DVD and loving every minute. I even went back to the fifties, which isn't my tv beginnings (the 70s are). My horse-obsessed daughter LOVES watching Mr. Ed...Originally Posted by texas.grok
I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC
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"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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this is pretty amusing
Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint letter? - Telegraph
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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama.
Anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.
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Up here in Ohio we say that about West Virginia...
I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC
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Question: What do you get when you have 30 folks from West Virginia in the same room?
Answer: A full set of teeth
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I heard those two about Arkansas.
You might be a redneck if your house has wheels and your truck doesn't.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
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I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break ?"
He ignored me and continued writting the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
Then I got really angry at him. he finished writting the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket !
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner .
"never let the truth get in the way of a good story "
...small steps....
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