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    The Foster Brooks video reminded me of this one:



    I used to love watching the Dean Martin show just to watch him crack up on the set. And yes, I know that I'm old, don't rub it in.
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    this would have to be one of the cleverest songs on record..................


    Woman Singing All of the Things a Mom Would Say in 24 Hours - YouTube
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    Quote Originally Posted by texas.grok View Post
    I used to love watching the Dean Martin show just to watch him crack up on the set. And yes, I know that I'm old, don't rub it in.
    I'm not rubbing anything in - I grew up watching Carol Burnett, and I couldn't get enough of them cracking themselves up!! I turned off our regular TV reception back in 2001, and my kids are watching tons of oldies on DVD and loving every minute. I even went back to the fifties, which isn't my tv beginnings (the 70s are). My horse-obsessed daughter LOVES watching Mr. Ed...
    I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama.

    Anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phigment View Post
    How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama.

    Anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.
    Up here in Ohio we say that about West Virginia...
    I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crabbcakes View Post
    Up here in Ohio we say that about West Virginia...
    Question: What do you get when you have 30 folks from West Virginia in the same room?

    Answer: A full set of teeth

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssn679doc View Post
    Question: What do you get when you have 30 folks from West Virginia in the same room?

    Answer: A full set of teeth
    I heard those two about Arkansas.

    You might be a redneck if your house has wheels and your truck doesn't.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
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    I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break ?"
    He ignored me and continued writting the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
    Then I got really angry at him. he finished writting the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket !
    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner .
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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