The Terrible Tragedy of the Healthy Eater
Made me laugh! I think we've all been there to some degree.
Doesn't she even know that kale binds minerals, preventing her from absorbing any nutrition from her Himalayan salt crust rabbit?
I've had those moments wandering around my local supermarket looking at all the stuff I used to buy. "Crap, trash, shit,too expensive, crap, poison..."
I get to the checkout line with some A/F salami, a jar of some spice, and a little box of coconut cream. When I get home my husband asks, "Didn't you go grocery shopping?"
Ack...yet another cool blog to add to my ever growing favorites list! Thanks for the link.
Totally awesome article...I laughed so much reading it. Thank you for posting it.
P.S. The comments are funnier than all get out too.
Live your life and love your life. It's the only one you get.
long, yet hilarious!
"dean ornish and dr. davis think the palmitic acid our bodies use for fuel while we sleep is poison if we eat it. zero-carbers like charles washington think the oldest fuel in our evolutionary history – glucose - used by organisms a billion years ago and without which the brains of modern mammals cannot survive for more than a few minutes – is an unnatural toxin if you eat it. both views ignore basic facts of medical physiology and defy evolutionary history." - kurt harris